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Re: Official Joke Thread
Originally posted by WRiTESiCKRHYMES View Postlol. he said COCK roaches.
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i will never do this shit to my children.Originally posted by Cody View Post\\
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Seems like it is bad parenting,Originally posted by WRiTESiCKRHYMES View Post
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haha forreal. i refuse to turn my kids into jokes.Originally posted by Cody View PostSeems like it is bad parenting,
i would hate for my kids to end up in a joke thread on some lil wayne forum...
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LmaoOriginally posted by WRiTESiCKRHYMES View Posthaha forreal. i refuse to turn my kids into jokes.
i would hate for my kids to end up in a joke thread on some lil wayne forum...Comment
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Who the fuck would let there kid be a roach for Halloween.. SMH
Gonna blow up like C4
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Too soon, man. Too soon.Originally posted by WRiTESiCKRHYMES View Posti bet Casey Anthony did.
Gonna blow up like C4
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Re: Official Joke Thread
couple jokes.
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.
Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie
Q. What does a homosexual and an ambulance have in common?
A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem.
Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems.
Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
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First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
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A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
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Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?
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Q. What's a mexicans favorite book store?
A. Borders.
Q. What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower?A. Promoted.
Q. Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?A. Easier to climb a fence.
Q. How do you keep mexicans from stealing?A. Put everything on the top shelf.
... okaaaay, more than a couple.
Last edited by BreTX; 07-08-2011, 07:55 PM.Comment
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