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Re: Official Epic Fail or Win Thread
From FML.com
From FML.com
Today, I was finishing writing up my resume on the computer, when someone called me saying my mom got into an accident at Walmart. I drove to Walmart to find out my mom wasn't even there. The person who called was my brother, who wanted the computer. He closed my resume unsaved. Interview in 5 minutes. FML
Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years sent me a letter for my birthday. He'd forgotten to put a stamp on it so I had to pay to get it. There was a letter telling me he'd found someone else. I payed for my own break-up letter. FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, a car floated slowly into my lane from the left with no signal. She gazed at the right turn like it was going to kiss her. "What the FUCK, lady?" I shouted, slamming on my brakes. Two seconds later I hear a tiny voice in my back seat, "What fut, YADY?!" My 22 month old son's first full sentence. FML
LOG ON AND GET INTO IT!!!! 
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