Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

[GypsyStar]

Seriously, I dont think I have one. Either I just don't do shit, or since I was 16 I don't get embarrassed when I do. Not a good way to start the thread but maybe i'll be inspired to remember?

Edit: ok, not the best, but I used to put my hair in like 4 -6 braids before I went to sleep. So when I woke up, I'd unbraid it and my hair would be all curly.(this was when I was like 11-12.) So we had a snow day, and I was like fuuuuuck that im gonna throw this coat/hood on and go out! So of course I got bust upside my head w/a snowball, and of course my hood fell off, and of course I totally forgot how my hair looked and just stood there like as everybody looked at my hair like :suprised: ...... I think I just turned around and went home.

Edit: Ughhhhhh not embarrassing but I made myself look like a dumbass over the summer. So where I work is psycho as far as the 'wildlife'. We have psycho spiders, lizards, deer etc. So for some reason, this family of deer kept popping up EVERYWHERE I WENT! I had talked to this dude the week before and he was telling me to talk to these people to apply for a new job. So one afternoon after I got off, I was walking to the bus, I heard all this rustling in the bushes. And I look and there's a fuckin DEER running back and forth like 20 ft away from me trying to figure out how to jump over the fence! And there's two MORE deer on the other side watching my ass, watching it trying to figure out how to get over the fence! So im scared shitless thinking this mofo is gonna attack my ass. So somehow I walk past and get to the bus stop. And the dude I was talking to last week walks up later, and he's like did you talk to them(the people about the job)? And I go..........the deer?

[Young Money!24]

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lmaooooo...Dr.Dolittle


ok.i think i was in da 3rd grade.and we had all da desks in a circle.so theres was no way to get inside da circle of course.
So da teacher is sittin wit us in da circle and reading to us,and its silent.
I was playing with my shoe on my feet cause i was really bored.
Then after a while i kicked my show too hard and went inside da circle.LMAOOO
So i tried not to make a distraction,so i kinda slid on my seat and reached for my shoe with my leg.
But it went too far into da inside of da circle.So im like FUCK.
So finally,I get off my chair and crawl under my desk to get my shoe,but it was a bit far,so i had to crawl a lil farther.
So im gettin my show and im like almost in da middle getting my damm shoe.
The da teacher stops reading and says"Andrew,wut r u doin? Get back to ur seat"
And while she said that da class was lookin at me while im in da middle of da circle,crawling,with one shoe off my feet.LMFAOOOO
THENNN,i had to crawl back under my desk to sit back down lololololol
This was my worst embarassing stories.

[GypsyStar]

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lmaoo
ok.i think i was in da 3rd grade.and we had all da desks in a circle.so theres was no way to get inside da circle of course.
So da teacher is sittin wit us in da circle and reading to us,and its silent.
I was playing with my shoe on my feet cause i was really bored.
Then after a while i kicked my show too hard and went inside da circle.LMAOOO
So i tried not to make a distraction,so i kinda slid on my seat and reached for my shoe with my leg.
But it went too far into da inside of da circle.So im like FUCK.
So finally,I get off my chair and crawl under my desk to get my shoe,but it was a bit far,so i had to crawl a lil farther.
So im gettin my show and im like almost in da middle getting my damm shoe.
The da teacher stops reading and says"Andrew,wut r u doin? Get back to ur seat"
And while she said that da class was lookin at me while im in da middle of da circle,crawling,with one shoe off my feet.LMFAOOOO
THENNN,i had to crawl back under my desk to sit back down lololololol
This was my worst embarassing stories.

Why the fuck do teachers like to do that shit for elementary school?? UGH! We did that!

But I have 3 nobody saw:
-This wassss 2nd grade?? But loll we used to also put our desks in a weird design. This time we had it in like 5 rows of 6 desks or so. So we all were gathered around the teacher, and somehow I gave her my shit first and went back to my desk. Then my friend went to his desk some rows back. So I pull my chair out and then notice this tard acting dumb, and I shake my head, go to sit down and fall flat out on the floor b/c I pulled my chair out but not all the way. I got up like. Nobody saw that shit!
-I was in high school and asking the computer lab 'librarian' kinda lady for a lunch pass so I could spend lunch in the computer lab. And I was chewing gum. And I swear everybody acts like this shit doesnt happen to anybody but my ass, but sometimes when I chew it, its like my spit gets trapped in it, so when I chew it again, it comes spraying out. So I did that shit, I was like . It landed right on her, and I was sitting there frozen in total shock, thinking she was going to flip out! But then I realized she was leaning and had looking under the desk for something. If she had looked at me she would've been like WTF is wrong w/your ass!?!?!
-Once I fall asleep, its like.....I dunno, I just cant STAY AWAKE. So I was at my bf's house watching a movie. Which I fell asleep on, b/c I dont think I liked it. So I was gonna have to leave so he like......I dunno leaned over and hug me while I was still laying down or something, and next thing I know I hear this weird ass sound and im like oh shit! Im snoring! lmaooooo. But by the time he looked at me, I was looking at him like. What?

[Young Money!24]

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lmaooo...dat gum shit sometimes happen to me too.but wit no gum.once in a while.

but in 10th grade.in eng3.there was like 5 groups.and each group was assigned a book to read.we had like a month.den we had to present in front of da class as a group and talk about da book.
So at first i liked da book, and i actually read like more den half da book.but it kinda got weird and confusing are maybe boring and i stopped reading it.
So da book was about a kid(i forgot his name but lets say "Star") in a space game and he was da best.
So here comes da day to present it.and i dont know shit.so im asking my group for details and stuff.And i asked a Edward 'Did Star dies at da end?" (cause i kinda read something about dat but wasnt sure) and he said yea.so im like ok.
Da group goes up and im behind a lil to hide so i wont get called on.lol
Den finally she says "andrew,wut happened at da end of da story?"
I said "ummm Star died at da end......" and den EDWARD da ones who tells me he died says "he never died" so im thinkin "i feel like punching him in front of da class" and he said dat in front of da class and it got silent and its super ackward.den she says "ok,good job guys" lmaooo....nigga deff played me out dat lil bitch.

[waynefan24]

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Its funnier when I tell it live (cuz you get more details), but this bitch nigga who I was cool with at first was coming to my house in 08 summer time (mostly cuz this girl would come over also), but he WAS cool, would come over to get on myspace and get music for his iPod (which was stolen, I didnt know at the time)...One day I see the nigga then we go to my house where two of friends is already there, but my iPod was still there, then we was all upstairs and one of my friends went downstairs to leave but as soon as he went downstairs I heard the door open and close, then me and my other friend left the bitch nigga in the computer room alone (he stole my usb cord for my iPod), then my friend went downstairs to the living room and the bitch nigga went downstairs also and my friend told me he went in the kitchen where my iPod was, (I was still upstairs) so we leave then 4hrs later I was gonna cut the grass, but I always need my iPod to cut the grass and what do you know I can't find the shit :suprised: so we go to the court (me and my friend) and see this bitch nigga and my friend was like "Did you see Marcus iPod" he answered very offended (cuz he stole it) "Fuuuuck no!"...to make a long story short, we scheduled a fight so I could beat this nigga, this nigga come to my neighborhood wit 7 people and its only 3 niggas wit me, but they let us fight, I asked him again "Did you take my iPod?" he did the Kanye shrug, so I swung (mind you he boxes) I missed, he swung he missed then I was like "No like shit, can't even hit me" then I grabbed this nigga put him in a headlock and started beatin his head with a lock NO HOMO then I was standin with him in the headlock, and here's where the EPIC FAIL/EMBARASSING PART comes, he says "Son get the fuck off me" like a fuckin retard I let him go (mind you I'm on all fours cuz I was tryna bring him to the ground but he was standin bent over when I let him go , in like 1 sec, he started punchin the fuck outta my head I was still defenseless jus on all fours (arms holdin me and knees) lettin this fucker hit me like 10 times hard as fuck in my head (he even knocked my glued retainer back piece out) then this dude I fought earlier in the summer broke it up then I went home got my contact from out the top of my eyeball and put vaseline on my face (should've did that shit before) and yea that was it, nigga stole my iPod still never admitted it but then whooped my ass for fightin for what was mine...its kinda bittersweet waaaay more bitter but that was a 80GB iPod and that christmas I got a 120GB iPod...

[Young Money!24]

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Its funnier when I tell it live (cuz you get more details), but this bitch nigga who I was cool with at first was coming to my house in 08 summer time (mostly cuz this girl would come over also), but he WAS cool, would come over to get on myspace and get music for his iPod (which was stolen, I didnt know at the time)...One day I see the nigga then we go to my house where two of friends is already there, but my iPod was still there, then we was all upstairs and one of my friends went downstairs to leave but as soon as he went downstairs I heard the door open and close, then me and my other friend left the bitch nigga in the computer room alone (he stole my usb cord for my iPod), then my friend went downstairs to the living room and the bitch nigga went downstairs also and my friend told me he went in the kitchen where my iPod was, (I was still upstairs) so we leave then 4hrs later I was gonna cut the grass, but I always need my iPod to cut the grass and what do you know I can't find the shit :suprised: so we go to the court (me and my friend) and see this bitch nigga and my friend was like "Did you see Marcus iPod" he answered very offended (cuz he stole it) "Fuuuuck no!"...to make a long story short, we scheduled a fight so I could beat this nigga, this nigga come to my neighborhood wit 7 people and its only 3 niggas wit me, but they let us fight, I asked him again "Did you take my iPod?" he did the Kanye shrug, so I swung (mind you he boxes) I missed, he swung he missed then I was like "No like shit, can't even hit me" then I grabbed this nigga put him in a headlock and started beatin his head with a lock NO HOMO then I was standin with him in the headlock, and here's where the EPIC FAIL/EMBARASSING PART comes, he says "Son get the fuck off me" like a fuckin retard I let him go (mind you I'm on all fours cuz I was tryna bring him to the ground but he was standin bent over when I let him go , in like 1 sec, he started punchin the fuck outta my head I was still defenseless jus on all fours (arms holdin me and knees) lettin this fucker hit me like 10 times hard as fuck in my head (he even knocked my glued retainer back piece out) then this dude I fought earlier in the summer broke it up then I went home got my contact from out the top of my eyeball and put vaseline on my face (should've did that shit before) and yea that was it, nigga stole my iPod still never admitted it but then whooped my ass for fightin for what was mine...its kinda bittersweet waaaay more bitter but that was a 80GB iPod and that christmas I got a 120GB iPod...

dammy yoo...that was a lose,lose situation.lol...at least u got a better ipod

[GypsyStar]

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UGHHH!! My dog has morning wood! And I just grabbed a handfull!

[waynefan24]

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UGHHH!! My dog has morning wood! And I just grabbed a handfull!

:suprised: oh wow

[JrockHQ]

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i was 14 or 15
i was practicing on "becoming a man" in my room, retarded me didn't lock the door, my mom was calling me from the other room but i didn't hear her because i was too focus to say the least. so she went to my room and open the door without knocking or any warning that she was coming in. so ya'll can predict what happen next. to top it off my bedroom is right by one of the bathroom's and right when she opened the door my sister was right at my door going to the bathroom and she looked my direction at the wrong time i stayed in my room for the next week or so feeling

[GypsyStar]

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i was 14 or 15
i was practicing on "becoming a man" in my room, retarded me didn't lock the door, my mom was calling me from the other room but i didn't hear her because i was too focus to say the least. so she went to my room and open the door without knocking or any warning that she was coming in. so ya'll can predict what happen next. to top it off my bedroom is right by one of the bathroom's and right when she opened the door my sister was right at my door going to the bathroom and she looked my direction at the wrong time i stayed in my room for the next week or so feeling

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I almost need elaboration on that 'becoming a man' bit. B/c I can think of a few things.

[MszYNR]

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i was 14 or 15
i was practicing on "becoming a man" in my room, retarded me didn't lock the door, my mom was calling me from the other room but i didn't hear her because i was too focus to say the least. so she went to my room and open the door without knocking or any warning that she was coming in. so ya'll can predict what happen next. to top it off my bedroom is right by one of the bathroom's and right when she opened the door my sister was right at my door going to the bathroom and she looked my direction at the wrong time i stayed in my room for the next week or so feeling

LMAO .


Nothing really happens to me except I trip . But shit, I laugh at myself .

I think my worst fall was on ice, trying to get on the bus . Shit had my whole right leg hurtin` !


LOL but another embarassing moment ( not me ) my mom walked in on my brother and his ( now ex ) ` having fun `, and she wasn`t even mad or nothing... she just said, Do you have a condom? LOL LOL .

[waynefan24]

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Damn son the closest I came to that was when my mom came in my room back in '06 when I was on the computer late at night and she came in without warning also but she didnt see anything (was not watching porn) and I told her I was on tagged.com (social networking site) and she made one :suprised: