Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

[matbouli]

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"and heres my most funniest joke.. i'm broke" hahahah

[PlayinWithFire]

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"i got a grill, I don't need to get my tooth fixed.
the Tooth Fairy will retire if I use it."

And

"i'll take probation, I don't want that t.i. and vick vacation"

[Tunechi Lionches]

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"and heres my most funniest joke.. i'm broke" hahahah

I swear I clicked on this thread to post that.

[Zane F Baby]

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"Bitch named Crystal
Let her suck my pistol
She opened up her mouth and then I blew her brains out"

Suprised this hasnt been posted yet

[Flame Gang]

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I pledge allegiance to tha flag and Michael Jackson is a fag.

Ha ha ha, yea I did it 4 u Tunchi4eva baby. This guy is also a fag.

[Slik]

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"That says saint mothafucka simplifFY it for them, when ya funeral comes with a second line at the end, yea... But you wont be second linin with them cuz you'll be in the hearse stacks behind all of dem ya lol" - Demolition freestyle pt 1

"6 feet deep and until that day ... imma be livin like it IS THAT DAY!" - Put some keys on it

[BigDickBandit]

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You boys is washed up
and i shittin on em' like 2 girls and 1 cup - Ghoneirra(spelling)

and...

that hello how you doing i am at your front door shit
that aww naw he got a gun oh shit ..shit...shit - Shootout

[Young_Tunechi]

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"boy you should catch up it musta been nine days long hair, pretty eyes, light skin, fine legs, fat ass, skinny stomach, pretty feet, pretty woman, walking down the street coz i put her out my jeep"

i dont save em i enslave em haha

[YMCMBSam]

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"when i hit it, she squint like them orient aisans i do me"

"hey miss chung lee id like to see your booty"

from pussy money weed

[alex.tampa]

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"We the motherfuckers like MILF my nigga!" luv that

thats my fav too lol

[larry_kush]

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"i'll be diddy; you be mase
eat me up, enjoy the taste"

"my checks is the only one that call me zero
Yeah, it say, you are one, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero
I'm at the bank waitin for the check to clear, hoe
and I don't need a yes man, cause I'm from the N.O."

"Yeeahhh, that mean I'm high till I die
Why would I lie? Cause I'm high right now
I could die right now"

"wake up bitch
my white diamonds like blow
like they suck dick"

"bitch be honest
ya man ain't got no money
and y'all gettin' married
and he went to jared
and i went to paris
and got so many carats
they call me bugs bunny
but just call me young money"

"I get money, fuck with bitches that get me mo'
Man, you know the game: same shit, different hoes
We cut the ears and the tail off, Mickey Mouse
Never been a rat, never had 'em in the house
Call me Captain Kangaroo, but I got money in my pouch
And I don't mean loose change, when I say money in the couch"

"My pockets on Raven Symone
That's fat, what you know bout that, huhh??"

[Tunechi Lionches]

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Yeah, it say, you are one, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero

I liked that one too haaa