Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

[KB013]

Re: Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

I swear you can't fuck with me,
but I can fuck yo' girl and make her nut for me,
then slut for me, then kill for me, then steal for me,
and of course it'll be yo' cash ,
then I'll murder that bitch and send her body back to yo' ass!

Sure LOL'd on that one.

[ricomusicz]

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"and heres my most funniest joke.. i'm broke" hahahah

that one is epic !

[matmatattack]

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Bored, wanted to hear a few funny Wayne lines, Made this thread. If theres one like it already I apologize.

One I found funny was - "Bitch I Go Hard Like The Boy From Three Hundred"
I just found that funny, Coz that dude does go HARD . but idk

Any more?

i love it....

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Your Flow Never Wet Like Grandma Pussy
I'm Always Good Like Grandma's Cookies

hahah mmmmmm yum

[Finadofweezy]

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The only time I will depend is when I'm seventy years old
That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself
'Cause I'm so sick and tired of shitting on everybody else

=O

Now when i heard this back in the day i could stop laughin!

[Guest]

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"When I say we got that brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I ain't tryin' to whistle."
and
"Up in M.I.A, Pitbull, where the h*es? I got 'em lookin' at me like they hit some bad dro."

LMAO

[Seli]

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And I’m shittin’ on ‘em like 2 Girls and 1 Cup
lol

[MossMethod]

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some one may have said this not sure but here it is...

from Smackdown

She said her boyfriend is like watching
paint dry, so I let her get on my d* and make her do the Macarena

that had me laughin but maybe it just me

[Fouad_010]

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Like Father Like Son - About All That
Lil Weezy hit this bitch like rocky machiano.
tought that was funny.

[Lil Weezy F Baby]

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Kiss her on her breasts, east & west
And then I go South, and clean up my mess.

Hoes & Ladies - Lil Wayne feat. T-Pain (T-Wayne)

[Chaz904]

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I Got A Serious Mental Plan And Dental Plan,
And You Dont Want To Bring The Giant Out Of A Gentleman,
Gee golly Gigabytes and a Gorilla's Hand,
To the side of a nigga's face like i dont give a damn.

-Famous

[WeezyFan]

Re: Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

I Got A Serious Mental Plan And Dental Plan,
And You Dont Want To Bring The Giant Out Of A Gentleman,
Gee golly Gigabytes and a Gorilla's Hand,
To the side of a nigga's face like i dont give a damn.

-Famous

official name is Unbelievable according too the producer of the track named ''Develop''

and yeah, the whole track is sick, got some sick lyrics

[Chaz904]

Re: Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

official name is Unbelievable according too the producer of the track named ''Develop''

and yeah, the whole track is sick, got some sick lyrics

Oh true? I didn't know that. Thanks!