Funniest Wayne Lines?

[walkerwiseman]

"I pull it out bust on her face and call her cry baby" - So Dedicated
"She grab that dick with 2 hands like she about to pray for it" - Cashed Out
"My ex wanna work it out, Bitch try Yoga" - Roman Reloaded
"I know the game is crazy, It's more crazy than it's ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch call me Kevin Federline" - I'm Me

[ProBitaz.]

just post some of waynes funniet lines.

"And heres my most funniest joke, im broke haha" -Diamonds And Girls

Just made me laugh when i heard it

Listen to his recent songs. Whole shit's a joke...

[trukfit69]

suck a dick for some trukfit

[dodson495]

"Hit them wit a glock, put em in a coma. Now what that nigga got... umm glaucoma" -classic weezy

lol

[SwagSwag]

"Fuck Wendy Williams the bitch look like a dude, her body look chewed & her hair look glued"

[Tunechi Lionches]

Listen to his recent songs. Whole shit's a joke...

Nah

[IMissTheOldLilWayne]

Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna.

And when I was five, my favorite movie was The Gremlins ain't got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention.

God flow, I spit Bibles nigga.

Riding this track, like a motherfucking street car.

Tougher than Nigerian hair.

You homo niggas gettin aids in the ass while the homie here tryna get paid in advance.

I wear bright red, like a girl toe.

I already know that life is deep, but I still dig her.

Woke up this mornin, dick rock hard, ashed mah blunt in my Grammy Award.

Man, fuck these bitches, and them hoes.

I don't give a lovely motherfuck ass nigga.

I'll take you out, it's a date.

I probably could do better, but probably is like never.

I am not a human, shout to all my moon men.

Suck, swallow, semen, saliva.

Ain't nobody fucking with me, first degree murder, you can get yo degree.

Make breakfast cuz I got you walking on eggshells.

All my niggas bloods, but we make you niggas bleed.

Man fuck these niggas, im'ma spare everything but these niggas.

I'm at yo face, like Lancôme.

I'm a nut with the coke, call me coconut.

Sweet potato ass nigga.

I got a bitch in the back, a hoe in the front.

Riding by myself, well really, not really.

Damn right, I kissed my daddy!

If you really want hilarious lines, check out C4, S4TW or really any of his stuff after DD3. Pure comedy.

[DMC927]

Ain't nobody fuckin with me , first degree murder , you can get your degree .

That lines sick .

[IMissTheOldLilWayne]

That lines sick .

I thought it was funny when he said it. Not a bad line, just a lol moment.

[RealLife]

just post some of waynes funniet lines.

"And heres my most funniest joke, im broke haha" -Diamonds And Girls

Just made me laugh when i heard it

You beat me to it... .. Thats his most funniest line imo.

[DaFinest]

swagger just dumb...call it Sarah Palin

[Late122]

I would talk about my dick....

BUT MAN THAT SHIT BE A LONG STORY