Funny Lil Wayne Lines

[YoungTunechie]

What are some funny Lil Wayne lines that you have heard in a song or just something he said?

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For me it would be from Dedication 3 "Who run it, bitch nigga muaaw, That was French, nigga not A kiss, nigga nah, No homo!"

[J.M.I]

Like cool dope lines he's said or lines that have accually made me kind of laugh ?

[YoungTunechie]

Like cool dope lines he's said or lines that have accually made me kind of laugh ?

Lines That made you laugh

[J.M.I]

There has been alot thats made me chuckle but i cant think of them but the one i can remember is

"It's Survival of the fittest, she let me hide my weed in her titties"
- Sure Thing (Sorry 4 The Wait)

[didoweezy]

"murk one of these soft niggas, now i'm in court for a pillow case"
"middle finger on the trigger, so u know that mean fuck a nigga"
"we aint even walkin we runnin this shit, like a toilet in the bank i want my money and shit"

[TUNE KNOWLEDGE]

"Top off the Maybach, Nice Tits"

[J.M.I]

"Top off the Maybach, Nice Tits"

I was wondering what he ment by that can u help ???

[Tunechi Lionches]

I swear Dedication 3 is the funniest thing that's dope at the same time

"Weezy F. Bitch, I'm tired of y'all hatin'
I know your head hurtin, you Tylenol takin' motherfuckers"

"But if I stand on my money I'll be with God
Like "Hallelujah baby!""


"And I don't mean fleas when I say I'm "ticked off"
Nigga I don't ever scratch"


"That "Hello how you doing? I'm at yo' front door shit"
That "Aww naw, he got a gun, oh shit!" shit
Shit"


"And I made your wife suck my Weezy F. babies nigga"

"And I'm so cold I just shivered" Idk 'bout y'all but that shit was funny to me
"Get at ya' bitch like "Skee-o, ya' quite fine"

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I was wondering what he ment by that can u help ???

If you were to look above a car with the top dropped with a driver and passenger the heads look like nipples

And if a woman took her shirt (top) off you'd say "Nice tits "

[OllyCarterz]

And here's my funniest joke, I'm broke.

[LilMeazy]

"She say I got great sex, safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text that "I think I'm late" text ... So wrap it up."

[Lil wayne prezident]

have it your way, Burger King.

[Mnjaro]

little nigguh, you aint done shit, cut off a nigga head and make him suck his own dick.....first time i heard this me and my buddy laughed for a good 5-10 minutes lol