Funny Lil Wayne Lines

[A$AP YAMS]

There are so many from IANAHB2 ..

[Infectshin]

The pistol mean business, that bitch should have a tie on.
Shoot a nigga on his porch make him fall in the kitchen
Oh that's your girlfriend? We call her slopjaw cause she drink from a cock-straw
Funny how the heater make a nigga freeze up
No daddy no I wanna stay, well if you do then there's some bills to pay.
She got on her knees, that's when we locked eyes...she caught it like it was a routine pop-fly.
All my niggas wanna fuck and she gonna let us(lettuce) like a salad bar.
So many more, best rapper.

[benefitx]

In the back of the back, it be me and my lil brotha bitch we call him lil snack

[TUNE KNOWLEDGE]

Man I hope you're kidding.... but if you aren't he’s riding around in his Maybach with the top off, like a woman without a shirt on.

[YMCMB357]

Beat that pussy up like Emmitt Till

[legendarytunechi]

she swallow so many nuts you fuck around & find a squirrel in her throat

[Lucifer]

'i say what i want... and i dont want nothing'

[Waynasite]

That drugs condom into pussy line on gotti

[tstew]

Had a phone in jail that's a cell phone. Such a dumb line lol.

[Alexis Holloway]

Fuk around get chop with the choppa dozes suck da d so good I spit out a Millie roses, fall back now pick it up with a Millie soulless scar face you can't see me head huntcha I got about a Billie dozes just something to do

[LilTunƎchi]

I've learned so much and grown so little
In a physical, not including my dick and my genitals

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

In the back of the back, it be me and my lil brotha bitch we call him lil snack

he says 'in the back of the bach' lol