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Originally posted by -The Snitch-
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meanwhile at young money headquarters ok
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Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy View Post Well since you asked...........
Meanwhile at Young Money Headquarters in the unisex bathroom of a salad bar in Michigan, Wayne prepares himself a hit of meth so potent and generous that it could temporally cure autism
Lil Twist walks into the room with a salad he prepared for wayne. Tomatoes, onions, field greens and of course, the most important ingredient, fresh ground meth, made by putting meth crystals in a pepper grinder.
Wayne, devoures the salad and tells Twist to leave so he can work on music. Twist leaves and wayne, of course lying, continues to smoke meth and draw stick figures of himself killing young thug, with captions like "I wunt muy dahd and cureer bak"
Suddenly, a knock at the door.
It's a janitor and he completely ignores wayne as he starts his cleaning duties.
Waynes eyes become bloodshot with anger "what the fu*k is this nigga doing in my office"
He says to himself, loading his weapon.
He comes out from the bathroom stall, gun drawn
"Hey, bi*ch, you don't have clearance to enter the young money offices"
The man can't hear wayne because he is wearing headphones and just goes back to work. He's quite used to meth addicts threatening him as the salad bar isn't in a nice area. He too is also armed with pepper spray and is not afraid of what he perceives to be a meth addled midget with a fake gun.
Wayne is shocked the man isn't budging and grapples the janitor, putting the gun to his head.
"I'm gonna give you once chance to leave nigga" Wayne whispers in the man's ear.
Suddenly waynes manager Tez walks in the room.
"Jumping jehosephat, what the fu*king hell is going on in here"
During the surprise commotion, the janitor pepper sprays wayne directly in his eyes and bludgeons him across the head with a broom, quickly making his escape.
Wayne fires a shot, hitting the man in the back of the head, blood and brain residue flying all over the salad bar, effectively ruining the salad for everyone.
Waynes eyes are burning as Tez is trying to lead wayne to the bus.
He looks overto the rest of Young Money, who are trying to give a sweating, dying man cpr.
"What the fu*k are you guys doing, let's get out of here" the Tez says.
Gudda Gudda says "we can't leave until we figure this out. The bus driver is dying"
Tez asks what he ate.
Twist interjects "he had a salad with olives and tomatoes"
Tez eyes become bloodshot with anger once again as he tells the team the bus driver is allergic to olives.
The bus driver dies a slow painful death as he is also allergic to tomatoes.
The team summons the Gudda Gudda rickshaw and leaves their former office as police make their way to the location.
They missed their show at Sonic, Coney island Hot dogs for a year and $31.02, a severe blow to young money financesLast edited by -The Snitch-; 11-24-2015, 01:12 AM.Comment
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Someone make a sticky thread that only this guy ^^ is allowed to post in..... Pure gold.
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"Jumping Jehosephet" lmaoooo I'm weak as fuck right now you could be a good fiction writer homie formal lol.!!Comment
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Agree this new snitch nigga is goatOriginally posted by TUNE KNOWLEDGE View Post
It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.Comment
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Euro confirmed on his instagram that hes gonna be featured on nc2. Not sure if im happy with that lolComment
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If this doesn't get pushed back, and it comes out on time, then this might be the first time we received all new material from Wayne without hearing a full song off the project beforehand. Which I can't complain about because he's been on quite a few features and has already released one mixtape (SFTW2) along with one album (F.W.A.) this year. I just really don't see a point in pushing it back. I actually hope it comes out, tomorrow at midnight. Be the first entree, Weezy. Fuck a full course, man. Just don't wait until midnight after Thanksgiving is over. Would be dumb. Especially if it's already done and ready to be released whenever, any-fucking-way!Comment
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So for now Weezy have features from Lucci Lou, Turk, Euro & maybe ILoveMakonnen & King Los? Or did I miss someone?
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