Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

[chapweezy]

Haven't seen a thread like this for all music, but if there is please excuse this and lock asap.

I was listening to Mood Musik 4 by Joe Budden, Sober Up, and a line just made me LOL.

He said " I gave her my honorable discharge, she took it like a soldier"

If you hear some or know some post them here.

NO LIL WAYNE

these threads are specifically for that.
Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

Lyrics that make you say...."DAYUMM"!

[YoungTune.]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

Soulja Boy has some funny ass songs...This verse is from Hey You There.



This right here is my theme song
I bet it is your ringtone
I farted and it smelt
Like a stink bomb



Rofl.

[matbouli]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"I get more pussy by accident than most niggaz get on purpose
I got drug spots from New York to Canada
Cos Big L be fuckin with more keys than a Janitor"

"I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you
Only thing I havent got is more, stitches than you
Fuckin punk, you aint a leader what? nobody follow-ed you
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you"



-Big L

[chapweezy]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"I get more pussy by accident than most niggaz get on purpose
I got drug spots from New York to Canada
Cos Big L be fuckin with more keys than a Janitor"

"I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you
Only thing I havent got is more, stitches than you
Fuckin punk, you aint a leader what? nobody follow-ed you
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you"



-Big L

DAMNNNN thats fucken raw! RIPBigL

[Cody]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

You wanna go down why not
I be like herbie and hand-you-a-cock
And tell you that my name is ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to
Blow
But don't give me no ralph lauren grin
If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I'm all about mouth fuckin
Only if you down for dick suckin
If not, b.j. and a beer...keep truckin
And fuck chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
For your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
Creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be
Druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it
Out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
Swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
In your mouth

Akinyele- Put it in Your Mouth Song is so fucking funny

[chapweezy]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

this whole song is just incredible

Black Cloud - Joe Budden

[WeezYIsCraaazY]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

J.Cole - Welcome... " How She Get My New Shit I Swear This City Too Small, Type Of Chick Won't Take Her Shirt Off Cuz’ Her Tities Too Small, I Can Give A Damn Girl, Lift Up That Pretty Blue Bra, Now I’m In It Deep, Seeing Just How Pretty You Are.

[ProBitaz.]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"If I had a dick I would pull it out and piss on 'em!" -Nicki Minaj, Did It on 'Em

This line wasn't that funny 'till I saw the "ultra gay" person listenin' to this

[kryspy]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow"..Kayne..Dark fantasy

[JSFG]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"All rhymers with alzehiemers line up please, all mami's with mindfreeze please line up please, all bloggers with comments please I come in peace to see if I can kill ya amnesia by the time I leave" - Jay Z "Reminder"

[weezy34]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"If I had a dick I would pull it out and piss on 'em!" -Nicki Minaj, Did It on 'Em

This line wasn't that funny 'till I saw the "ultra gay" person listenin' to this

haha I saw that

[ghostgoon]

Re: Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

"man fuck these bitches I swear to god I only want to fuck these bitches, niggaz love these bitches... OJ simpson cut these bitches and slap these weirdos pull the 4.5 out and clap these weirdos..." Steady Mobbin- Camron

"swag to the 10th so they call me reggie miller" Lil B