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140 Characters Wasn't Enough: Your Favorite Rapper Isn't Perfect
Better late than never, right? We weren’t going to let our readers start their weekend off without taking in the wonderful words from our boy Relly. So, here we have it, his 11th blog, “Your Favorite Rapper Isn’t Perfect“. Oh, and please don’t hurt him, we have mixed babies to make. – Jackie Betty
Hey, it’s me, me Relly, hey. Yeah, I’m writing this blog drunk as fuck right now, drunk as every fuck. Not to mention, I’m also barefooted. But that’s when my dopest ideas come pouring through the floodgates, when all 10 toes are exposed and enjoying life. Don’t worry, I’m not with the sidechick. She hardly even knows what I look like without a hat on, never mind no socks. But that’s neither here nor there. I’m here to be the bearer of bad news to all of you hip hop fans out there living in denial. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but…..Your favorite rapper? He isn’t fuckin’ perfect b, not by a long shot.
We all have seen our favorite basketball player have a bad game. We also have seen our favorite actor play in a terrible movie. So why is it so hard for a lot of you fans to admit it when your favorite rapper puts out an album that’s only good for breaking weed up on? Or put a mixtape out that immediately deserves the “click and drag to the recycling bin” treatment. You weak niggas can never face the fact when the rapper you love, releases something that’s trash and drenched in disappointment.
Deep down, I bet there were times where you actually agreed with the people calling your favorite rapper’s new record wack. But what do y’all do? You force yourself to like it anyway because you can’t stand to see your idol fail.Then you get emotional, and start tweeting at speeds we never knew existed when someone like myself has an opinion you don’t agree with. So fuck it, since y’all don’t want to admit it, I have to be the one to drag you niggas down that ice cold path of reality.
I took it upon myself to point out EXACTLY when 3 of the game’s most honored rappers slipped up and put out sweltering hot garbage. Don’t like it? Fight me then. Just know that if you win I’m making all 11,000 of my followers report you as spam so you can’t get the story out.
Artist: Nas
Album: “Nastradamus”
Yup, the Nastradamus album is a prime example of when your precious Nas disappointed the masses. I’ve actually saw Nas fans defend this album like they really didn’t know this record was 15 tracks of pure eviction notice music. This is the album you listen to after your car gets repossessed. Face it Nas fans, this is CLEARLY your favorite rapper’s worst album, no debating!
Artist: Jay-Z
Album: “Blueprint 2″
Now I can easily say Jay-Z is the greatest rapper of all time. But that doesn’t mean he never put out an album that should’ve never touched the shelves of a CD section. As soon as I heard Sean Paul do the heel toe through my speakers, I knew right then and there that it was a wrap. Like I always say, if this album was 1 disc it would’ve been a classic. But the amount of tender tunes on this double disc record made that impossible.
Artist: Eminem
Album: “Relapse”
Pure trash, point blank period. This is what he gave us after a 5 year hiatus and let down millions. If any song from this album comes up on shuffle while your girl is in the car, you can consider the relationship totally finished b.
The list could go on and on from Cam’ron’s “Crime Pays”, to 50 Cent’s “Curtis”, to Lil’ Wayne’s “Carter 3″. Face it, your favorite rapper has disappointed one time or another. You die hard fans just have to stop being afraid to admit it.
Aight, well it’s time for me to moonwalk the fuck up outta here. I’m sure this hurt a lot of feelings and the death threats will be coming in at 80mph once this goes up. Y’all be cool how y’all be cool.
Oh and remember. Any grown man that has an iPod Shuffle will be a registered sex offender by the age of 30……#FACT
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Follow @RellyOnSMASH
Hey, it’s me, me Relly, hey. Yeah, I’m writing this blog drunk as fuck right now, drunk as every fuck. Not to mention, I’m also barefooted. But that’s when my dopest ideas come pouring through the floodgates, when all 10 toes are exposed and enjoying life. Don’t worry, I’m not with the sidechick. She hardly even knows what I look like without a hat on, never mind no socks. But that’s neither here nor there. I’m here to be the bearer of bad news to all of you hip hop fans out there living in denial. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but…..Your favorite rapper? He isn’t fuckin’ perfect b, not by a long shot.
We all have seen our favorite basketball player have a bad game. We also have seen our favorite actor play in a terrible movie. So why is it so hard for a lot of you fans to admit it when your favorite rapper puts out an album that’s only good for breaking weed up on? Or put a mixtape out that immediately deserves the “click and drag to the recycling bin” treatment. You weak niggas can never face the fact when the rapper you love, releases something that’s trash and drenched in disappointment.
Deep down, I bet there were times where you actually agreed with the people calling your favorite rapper’s new record wack. But what do y’all do? You force yourself to like it anyway because you can’t stand to see your idol fail.Then you get emotional, and start tweeting at speeds we never knew existed when someone like myself has an opinion you don’t agree with. So fuck it, since y’all don’t want to admit it, I have to be the one to drag you niggas down that ice cold path of reality.
I took it upon myself to point out EXACTLY when 3 of the game’s most honored rappers slipped up and put out sweltering hot garbage. Don’t like it? Fight me then. Just know that if you win I’m making all 11,000 of my followers report you as spam so you can’t get the story out.
Artist: Nas
Album: “Nastradamus”
Yup, the Nastradamus album is a prime example of when your precious Nas disappointed the masses. I’ve actually saw Nas fans defend this album like they really didn’t know this record was 15 tracks of pure eviction notice music. This is the album you listen to after your car gets repossessed. Face it Nas fans, this is CLEARLY your favorite rapper’s worst album, no debating!
Artist: Jay-Z
Album: “Blueprint 2″
Now I can easily say Jay-Z is the greatest rapper of all time. But that doesn’t mean he never put out an album that should’ve never touched the shelves of a CD section. As soon as I heard Sean Paul do the heel toe through my speakers, I knew right then and there that it was a wrap. Like I always say, if this album was 1 disc it would’ve been a classic. But the amount of tender tunes on this double disc record made that impossible.
Artist: Eminem
Album: “Relapse”
Pure trash, point blank period. This is what he gave us after a 5 year hiatus and let down millions. If any song from this album comes up on shuffle while your girl is in the car, you can consider the relationship totally finished b.
The list could go on and on from Cam’ron’s “Crime Pays”, to 50 Cent’s “Curtis”, to Lil’ Wayne’s “Carter 3″. Face it, your favorite rapper has disappointed one time or another. You die hard fans just have to stop being afraid to admit it.
Aight, well it’s time for me to moonwalk the fuck up outta here. I’m sure this hurt a lot of feelings and the death threats will be coming in at 80mph once this goes up. Y’all be cool how y’all be cool.
Oh and remember. Any grown man that has an iPod Shuffle will be a registered sex offender by the age of 30……#FACT
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Follow @RellyOnSMASH
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