Booking RiFF RAFF for my Birthday Party

[My Hubbie]

this has to be a troll thread

german niggas ain't trollin'.

[Mr Xclusive]

$50,000 for some wigger to peform wack ass songs for a couple hours?


what the actual fuck


you can buy an old ferrari for $50,000 smh

[Ares]

So you're basically saying you want no one to show up to your birthday party..?

[jvg]

What.

Quil goddamn lost his mind y'all.

What.

Nigga you get me some paint, a wig, and fake tats & I'll lip synch all his shit for $50. Wouldn't be able to tell the difference, tbh.

[My Hubbie]

Ferrari > RIff RaFF

[bushido95]

I'd rather order some prostitutes tbh

[RoadToC4Fan]

yeah but that's the only possibility I see to achieve to get the $$$

Dude if the niggas in Half Baked did it you can too.

[tha_chronic]

why would you want to waste 50k on riff raff for your birthday party , does not make financial sense

[Drizzy Drake Tyga]

why would you want to waste 50k on riff raff for your birthday party , does not make financial sense

I wouldnt waste $50.

[HuNTeR.]

I called his booking number after the whole RiFF RaFF/Soulja Boy fallout and trolled the dude that answered.

Me: Why did RiFF RaFF get kicked out of SODMG?
Guy: That's none of my concern. This line is for business only.
Me: Okay, okay. How much would it be to book RiFF RaFF for my next Bar Mitzvah?
Guy: It'll be $5,000 to book him for any event.
Me: $5,000?! Is RiFF RaFF gonna circumcise my little brother for that price or what?
*Guy hangs up*

[WeezyFan]

I called his booking number after the whole RiFF RaFF/Soulja Boy fallout and trolled the dude that answered.

Me: Why did RiFF RaFF get kicked out of SODMG?
Guy: That's none of my concern. This line is for business only.
Me: Okay, okay. How much would it be to book RiFF RaFF for my next Bar Mitzvah?
Guy: It'll be $5,000 to book him for any event.
Me: $5,000?! Is RiFF RaFF gonna circumcise my little brother for that price or what?
*Guy hangs up*

you should of recorded it, sounds epic

[RoadToC4Fan]

I called his booking number after the whole RiFF RaFF/Soulja Boy fallout and trolled the dude that answered.

Me: Why did RiFF RaFF get kicked out of SODMG?
Guy: That's none of my concern. This line is for business only.
Me: Okay, okay. How much would it be to book RiFF RaFF for my next Bar Mitzvah?
Guy: It'll be $5,000 to book him for any event.
Me: $5,000?! Is RiFF RaFF gonna circumcise my little brother for that price or what?
*Guy hangs up*

you should of recorded it, sounds epic

THIS ^ If that shits true.