Booking RiFF RAFF for my Birthday Party

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

is it much cheaper when you would book him in Usa ??

I guess

$50,000 for some wigger to peform wack ass songs for a couple hours?


what the actual fuck


you can buy an old ferrari for $50,000 smh

just because his clever lines fly over your head doesn't mean he is bad

Dude if the niggas in Half Baked did it you can too.

that's what inspired me LOL

I called his booking number after the whole RiFF RaFF/Soulja Boy fallout and trolled the dude that answered.

Me: Why did RiFF RaFF get kicked out of SODMG?
Guy: That's none of my concern. This line is for business only.
Me: Okay, okay. How much would it be to book RiFF RaFF for my next Bar Mitzvah?
Guy: It'll be $5,000 to book him for any event.
Me: $5,000?! Is RiFF RaFF gonna circumcise my little brother for that price or what?
*Guy hangs up*

lol

[Franknstein]

No lie you could easily push 50k selling coke of you have enough.

I wouldn't recommend it cause the cops gonna cum hard no pun on your ass.

If you wanna go YOLO then the more power to you.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

I will now try and contact RiFF RAFF directly and ask him if he wants some coke at the party for him and his crew. For like 10k.

[VVeezyyyy]

no chance, you dont just magically get a phone that rings with people wanting all the coke you gotta build that up, you will definitly got robbed before making 50k, and if you did why would you wanna waste it on this dude.. you could build a future with 50k or use it to make even more money.. it aint happenin bro lol

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

no chance, you dont just magically get a phone that rings with people wanting all the coke you gotta build that up, you will definitly got robbed before making 50k, and if you did why would you wanna waste it on this dude.. you could build a future with 50k or use it to make even more money.. it aint happenin bro lol

I know someone who needs help pushing doe

[Franknstein]

no chance, you dont just magically get a phone that rings with people wanting all the coke you gotta build that up, you will definitly got robbed before making 50k, and if you did why would you wanna waste it on this dude.. you could build a future with 50k or use it to make even more money.. it aint happenin bro lol

Who says one transaction. Make about 15.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

So am I bout that life or nah?

[VVeezyyyy]

Who says one transaction. Make about 15.

15 transactions to make 50k, you trippin man.. or have no idea how to sell drugs lol

[RoadToC4Fan]

that's what inspired me LOL

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

It would work doe, but I decided I am not bout dat lyfe

[RoadToC4Fan]

It would work doe, but I decided I am not bout dat lyfe

50,000 for like 2 hours? You'd regret it probably.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

50,000 for like 2 hours? You'd regret it probably.

2 months