Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

[KrisJohnson]

Once again we got another illiterate mother fucker in the house,
He is just grazing through my pasture now and this bitch I'm about to pounce,
You think you have what it takes to face me in the second round,
I'm about to stun gernade you, you will be blinded and can't hear a sound,
I have read your shit from last round and your lucky to be here,
If your looking to get your ass beat then I am most definitely your dealer,
I'm about to have to be Aston Kutcher here with a burn,
Your about as bad as the Washington Nationals along with Austin Kearns,
You think that you can beat me, well thats just what I heard,
This is from your girl while she was pecking at my dick like a bird,
I'm winning this shit no matter what and there is nothing you can say,
But if your looking for getting your ass killed then you can bet on me to sustain,
My lyrics are pretty painful and they are guarranteed to force some damage,
I will murder you with my lyrics and there from this world you will have vanished,
I'm sorry I had to do it just like this,
But, bitch what else would you expect going up agianst King Kris?

[KrisJohnson]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

16 bars straight. Two verses each.

[YungMulaTheImage]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

ha, bitch i be runnin through your house, snatchin
pumpin, jackin them up, snackin
on the freshest ever desserts ever made
im so cool im cold like lemonade
damn if you bust on me, i'll bust on you
gun you down, that's what i'll do
mississippi shot, mississippi desire
mississippi bullet, then my gun fire
bitch you think you so Kris Kris
i'm more Kris than you, miss bitch
you think you so awesome, you think you so good
but im the freshest best outta Hollywood
you come in to this battle, sayin my name
but you so fucked, like im addicted to the game
im gon knock you out like a lightbulb on a switch
and dont forget, ive already won, bitch

_young money_

[trillphill]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

mannn we need to get this shit going, Kris' tournament is the only reason Tha Studio has anything going on, shit's as dead as dead people...

[KrisJohnson]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

IC all I can say is start putting back the liquor,
Cause I am about to murder you, your life is beginning to flicker,
Wrap a rhyme bomb on your leg like a fucking sticker,
I can choose to when to blow it because I palm the trigger,
Its time to blow your ass up so say your final words,
This ain't going to hit you single, this shit going to hit you by heards,
Like they say, you like 14 days nigga because you 2 week,
You might as well shut the fuck up because I flow on your ass like a creek,
Your lame ass lost like A-B-C,
Your lame ass will be lyrically bulleted up like O-M-G,
So much respect when you get in the body bag no body seen me,
Throw words at your face and emotions and make it sting like.... B... B,
Matter in fact IC, I will leave your ass with a tip,
Don't ever rap again because what you said meant jack shit,
Your shit Shaq at the line, you just plain missed it,
Not only did I size the margain between us too, I equipped it.

[YungMulaTheImage]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

Man ive got my golden belt, Only for winners
I’ll barf you up, When I eat you for dinner
I’ll drive my car, like a silver warrior
Not from san fran, from the Mexican border
I’ll turn on my headlights, to see you when I kill you
You’re like a tea- pot, and I’ll be sure to spill you
Save some room, bitch, for the broom
When I sweep the competition and you’re like a mush- room
Makin me nauseous, make me spill chunks
Damn I didn’t think ur raps were that bad, but now they stink like a skunk
My rhymes float like feathers, in stormy weathers
So vote for me, or you’ll become debters
Cuz this bitch is so fake, he’ll want you to pay him back
Because fuckas always never give anyone slack
And bitch, stop tryin to be Weezy
Cuz I am me, I’m imagin and reezy

-pce-

[trillphill]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

I'll vote when I get back have to leave somewhere

[MszYNR]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

mannn we need to get this shit going, Kris' tournament is the only reason Tha Studio has anything going on, shit's as dead as dead people...

Seriously, dude there's cemeteries liver than this. :suprised:

[JrockHQ]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

I would have to say kris won, better flow, punchlines, lyrics and disses

[Patriarch]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

Kris won. I'll justify my claim later.

[trillphill]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

Once again we got another illiterate mother fucker in the house,
He is just grazing through my pasture now and this bitch I'm about to pounce,
not a bad opening, I feel the first line was just too long though.

You think you have what it takes to face me in the second round,
I'm about to stun gernade you, you will be blinded and can't hear a sound,
Unique but not very hard hitting to me; the second line seemed to of gotten away in length.

I have read your shit from last round and your lucky to be here,
If your looking to get your ass beat then I am most definitely your dealer,
pretty nice punch, it'll work.

I'm about to have to be Aston Kutcher here with a burn,
Your about as bad as the Washington Nationals along with Austin Kearns,
second was a little long for the first...and I don't know Kearns but I'm assuming he sucks. not bad

You think that you can beat me, well thats just what I heard,
This is from your girl while she was pecking at my dick like a bird,
the flow in this line was off, not really a punch at him. not that good.

I'm winning this shit no matter what and there is nothing you can say,
But if your looking for getting your ass killed then you can bet on me to sustain,
too long, and the timing was off for me when I read it aloud. Sounded like the earlier line about you dealing pain to him.

My lyrics are pretty painful and they are guarranteed to force some damage,
I will murder you with my lyrics and there from this world you will have vanished,
still too long, kinda weird wording to me but not bad, it's a punch nonetheless.

I'm sorry I had to do it just like this,
But, bitch what else would you expect going up agianst King Kris?

Not really a punch but it closes decently.


IMAGINING 1ST VERSE

ha, bitch i be runnin through your house, snatchin
pumpin, jackin them up, snackin
Don't understand what you're referring to jackin up; not really a punch.

on the freshest ever desserts ever made
im so cool im cold like lemonade
the repeat of ever and cool/cold didn't work for me very well. Again you're talking about yourself; not a punch.

damn if you bust on me, i'll bust on you
gun you down, that's what i'll do
simple, but a punch, it'll work.

mississippi shot, mississippi desire
mississippi bullet, then my gun fire
I'm not sure if you were trying to take a shot at where he's from, but he's from Missouri not mississippi if that's what you attempted to do, otherwise it must have some crazy meaning cus I don't understand the word mississippi in there.

bitch you think you so Kris Kris
i'm more Kris than you, miss bitch
Don't really understand the line, but regardless it wasn't much of a hit.

you think you so awesome, you think you so good
but im the freshest best outta Hollywood
Again...talking about yourself and not dissin' him. A filler indeed I guess it works.

you come in to this battle, sayin my name
but you so fucked, like im addicted to the game
not bad, the second bar could've used some work to hit harder.

im gon knock you out like a lightbulb on a switch
and dont forget, ive already won, bitch
Closer was kind of abrupt, but it'll work.

_young money_

FIRST ROUND WENT TO: KRIS
Even though neither of your flows were that good (and Imagining's being better), flow isn't that important of a category as punches, which Kris threw more at you. He simply just went more at you "violently".

SECOND ROUND

IC all I can say is start putting back the liquor,
Cause I am about to murder you, your life is beginning to flicker,
I think you could've chose a better set of words in the first bar, such as "All I can say is start pourin out some liquor", putting back the liquor was awkward. It was a punch though; somewhat decent.

Wrap a rhyme bomb on your leg like a fucking sticker,
I can choose to when to blow it because I palm the trigger,
Could've chosen "put" instead of wrap, that would've made it better. Not crazy but creative, I like.

Its time to blow your ass up so say your final words,
This ain't going to hit you single, this shit going to hit you by heards,
Too long again on second line, and I'm assuming as in herds*. Kind of awkward but it fills in.

Like they say, you like 14 days nigga because you 2 week,
You might as well shut the fuck up because I flow on your ass like a creek,
Too long agaiiinnnn on the second line...I would've liked to of seen the second bar correspond to the first one, that would've been really nice, but as the way it is it was pretty good, I liked it.

Your lame ass lost like A-B-C,
Your lame ass will be lyrically bulleted up like O-M-G,
Second line too long again..doesn't flow great. Had potential to be pretty cool but didn't deliver fully.

So much respect when you get in the body bag no body seen me,
Throw words at your face and emotions and make it sting like.... B... B,
you shouldn't of used "and" twice in the second bar and too long, though the body bad thing was different.

Matter in fact IC, I will leave your ass with a tip,
Don't ever rap again because what you said meant jack shit,
Pretty simple, but it's a punch and you need 'em.

Your shit Shaq at the line, you just plain missed it,
Not only did I size the margain between us too, I equipped it.
Liked how you mentioned shaq in there lol, not a bad closer.

IMAGINING

Man ive got my golden belt, Only for winners
I’ll barf you up, When I eat you for dinner
Not bad, pretty cool line I like.

I’ll drive my car, like a silver warrior
Not from san fran, from the Mexican border
I don't get how this is in your favor, are you referring that you're an illegal?..nobody likes illegals.

I’ll turn on my headlights, to see you when I kill you
You’re like a tea- pot, and I’ll be sure to spill you
It works with the prior 2 bars; good hit.

Save some room, bitch, for the broom
When I sweep the competition and you’re like a mush- room
I liked this, probably one of my fav's from you until I hit "and you're"..from there to the end of the bar you had it too long and it could've had way more potential.

Makin me nauseous, make me spill chunks
Damn I didn’t think ur raps were that bad, but now they stink like a skunk
Too long of a second bar, you should've cut some out after the ",". A punch though not that great.

My rhymes float like feathers, in stormy weathers
So vote for me, or you’ll become debters
Okay, don't understand how I'll become a debter even metaphorically speaking from not voting. Didn't like this line.

Cuz this bitch is so fake, he’ll want you to pay him back
Because fuckas always never give anyone slack
Not good.

And bitch, stop tryin to be Weezy
Cuz I am me, I’m imagin and reezy
Wasn't a good closer, you didn't give me that "damn he said fuck you with that" feeling and was abrupt.
-pce-

Overall my vote goes to Kris, even though your flow was a bit better (Imagining) he still came with more punches as I previously said and was on the attack constantly, yours was a bit over the place and didn't stick to slappin him around.

Vote: Kris

[YungMulaTheImage]

Re: Kris Johnson vs. imaginingchoes

nah man i aint no fuckn illegal. ahaha