Never Ending Rap Battle

[CashMoneyMillionaire]

JUST FOR FUN DONT START NO BEEF EVERYBODY DISS EVERYBODY PEACE
BY THE WAY THIS NEVER ENDS STICKY PLEASE

motha fucka im as strong as a football team..
yet as fresh as fabreeze so they call me mr.clean
you dirty sanches, you mow my lawn just to see the green
come to my house like why he so mean
nigga your bitch was on my dick on the floor with both knees
fucked that bitch so long she didnt cum she peeeeed
niggah you think your cool cuz you slang that weed
but i make more money putting your hoe on the streets
now you wanna have my money and ill smack u with a cleat
you said imma tell my mama and i said bitch please

[djsteezybeatz]

Re: Never Ending Rap Battle

Yeah when im rappin this shit is lethal
too fuckin nasty to be in the cathedral
killin bitches with words, yeah its illegal
so I guess you can call me a career criminal
all these thoughts are in my head,yeah they so subliminal
an evil mutha fucka you can call me tom riddle
or I guess he who must not be named to be exact
cuz when you hear my name you gunna have to react
just like when I pull my knife and make ya blood splat
yeah slit ya throat quick than get up and dip
same fucking thing that I do to a rat
take it one step further and make this gat ratatatat
makin you wish your heart went into cardiac arrest
im doin it betta than everybody ever,yeah im tha fuckin best

[CashMoneyMillionaire]

Re: Never Ending Rap Battle

this makes me wanna kill your ass and make me do some time
to find your ass in jail and say bitch your mine
make you my bitch so i can fuck your clit
leave you with permanent damage youll shit when u spit
now this shit makes me jump up in joy
another kid to annoy
ur jus a bitch thats unemployed
fuck this imma try something ive never done
imma try to have fun and not pull out a gun
you hear my rhymes, you get wet, then you smear
to me dogg your style is like sound proof glass its clear.
but something i dont want to hear..
and thinking your gonna win, bitch your in denile
i listen to your rhymes and think that shit is mild
i knew that when your bitch got a clot
cummed in her twat and she said that shit is hot..
she said that hit the spot, gave her an orgasm and made her pop a squat
sucked my dick so hard the vaines came out my cock..
after an hour the bitch was twitching i made her pop lock...
she said you can do that too,,, NOT !!!!!!!!!

[Dreezy Baby]

Re: Never Ending Rap Battle

You suck you’d need true luck to win/
I’ll let you beat me lyrically for two bucks again//
Yo I’m the best out here so fuck what you heard man/
Cuz I’m so fly that they start comparing me to birdman//
Its crazy though../
How my crazy dough//
Make me go///
And wanna date a lazy hoe////
Even my convertible got 40 inch verticles/
And your girl tells me I make her horny like a perverted bull//
You know what’s really easy to hand over/
Money. I hand out bills like a land owner//
I’m riicch I make quick money like man whores/
It ain’t no matter I hand out bills like landlords//
I stir shit up quick like sandstorms///
You’re just gay all day like all man dorms////
J said “lets rap for money” I said “fantastic plan”/
And now our pockets stretch longer than elastic bands//
And now we like to stir up shit like your gastric glands///
And punch niggaz in the face like Cassius can////
I’ll make the whole room wet girl soak it up please/
Cuz I got bigger nuts in my sack than coconut trees//
I kept scorin on the west coast like I made a lotta goals in cali/
Cuz girls know I got bigger balls than the bowlin alley//
We kept goin for hours couldn’t stop doin kinky things/
Cuz I got bigger jewels in my sack than I got on my pinkie ri ng//
Im makin so many other guys bananas they so mad/
Cuz I got more ho’s on my side than Santa’s vocab//
I’m a star fuck you if you think this ain’t good/
Cuz I already got people nominating me for sainthood//
This chronic weed got me goin sonic speed/
I can go to any club in the country and get my tonic free//
I can’t read books on tonic or I need some hooked on phonics/
My house got so much weed flyin around that even my cooks gone on it//
All I do is go around smoking trees and grass/
I puff so much that they should hit me with a season pass//
I get money like lettuce in a Caesar salad/
My ice give me a chance to go out and freeze my talent//
I get flashed a lot and ima get any girl if her ass his hot/
Nigga I’ve seen more stars in my life than a astronaut//
my *snap crackle and pop* makes you wanna grapple my c.o.c.k
I turn bitches faces white like a packet of rocks

[trillphill]

Re: Never Ending Rap Battle

Not sure he wants recycled material - ahem

[Dreezy Baby]

Re: Never Ending Rap Battle

Not sure he wants recycled material - ahem

Lol. i added more to it. ahem