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    Wrote this to Jay-Z's Regrets. I rapped it too, but I am atrocious at rapping

    Regrets

    Slapped with probation on location
    The weight of nations
    Keeps my mind racing
    The Kim's and putins I'm facing
    In every day places, it's crazy
    How these thoughts blaze me
    Keep me dreaming of green plots and yellow Daisy's
    Mum, I can see you, I swear it
    I know my dim unitive figure is looking scare eh
    I'll take this trip and hope the docs can still repair me
    I've burdened you unfairly, dad too
    And sister, cousins, friends and foes
    Like a voodoo hex you're questioning your own morals
    Well I absolve
    All of your vengeful thoughts directed
    At someone who deserved every single harsh inflection
    Every muttered blessing you uttered out of duty
    Everytime you cursed my body
    When I became unruly
    Choking loosies just to ease the torment
    Absorbent you were like sorbent
    But eventually the papers washed away
    And it isn't re birthed

    My mother loves me, tells me that I am the best
    Anything I don't have ain't worth to possess
    All that's made me want is nothing less than happiness
    I'm stressed, dealing with my list of regrets

    Sneaking, with only guilt for my company
    A lost breed
    The locked gate stands in front of me
    I scale it's outer shell,
    And catch my penis on the threshold
    A sage tell
    I must move lest I fa yell
    Feet hit the ground with smoke in my nostrils
    I never learnt the art of stealth
    I underestimate just how hostile
    The enemy can be, when confronted with me
    A raging boner and a pack of studded to catch my seed
    Nineteen, going on twelve
    I never stood back to observe my world
    From one action to the next
    My only reaction was to flex
    And seek the nearest breast
    Or the nearest hope seller
    Mill with the depressed
    Shit I'm losing focus
    Which window was it?
    Remembering is hopeless
    My cells lost reception long ago
    Confronted by fosters
    Just an imposter left below

    My mother loves me, tells me that I am the best
    Anything I don't have ain't worth to possess
    All that's made me want is nothing less than happiness
    I'm stressed, dealing with my list of regrets


    Third from the left, I knock
    She's naked, my breath stops
    Another notch



    I can't speak with honesty of all my acts
    Cause truthfully I wasn't one to ever ask
    For forgiveness
    I bred sickness in the lives of those closest
    Taken miles when given inches
    And there was no greater good just polished wood
    With alkaline to destroy those who only would
    Want to see me succeed, but like a stash
    I dumped you
    As soon as the heat came I refrained
    Body shots, but you aimed back and then attacked
    You're just a snack
    They say the means can justify the ends
    All I ever sought was virginal friends
    The most experienced had me creeping curious
    Alcohol, imperious, keeps causing these narrow bends
    How do you justify a life that was spent
    Chasing the next high, the next sky scrape
    Never poor, I didn't have to over bake
    My bread
    I could afford the heat
    Yet colder than a Russian teat





    My mother loves me, tells me that I am the best
    Anything I don't have ain't worth to possess
    All that's made me want is nothing less than happiness
    I'm stressed, dealing with my list of regrets


    And I saved the worst for the last verse
    When life becomes perverse
    And even breathing hurts
    Look up at the sky
    Conversation terse
    Socrates isn't stopping me
    Now all my quirks
    Have dissipated
    Absorbed by passing hours
    Anticipated, and so I'm naked
    Fighting mirrors like they stole my liquor payments
    The past no longer stresses
    Did it ever?
    Maybe I should cash in my past treasures
    You know the past can only hurt us so far
    As we allow it
    That's not profound it's
    Just the cycle our conscious mind runs around in
    But take the elevator down another level
    Suddenly your control is taken away
    Regrets can shorten your sentence
    If displayed correctly
    Show repentance and the judge may spare me
    I don't blame the gavel for it's swift travel
    The most attractive cause the most damage
    And it unravels
    Take the stairs now
    The elevator can't work down here
    There's no power
    Stuck at the mercy of synapses
    My brain zaps as I pass this
    All my grey fissures and fractures
    Each a gaping hole, I step lightly

  • #2
    I thought that was decent

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Theonlydjorkaeff View Post
      Wrote this to Jay-Z's Regrets. I rapped it too, but I am atrocious at rapping

      Regrets

      Slapped with probation on location
      The weight of nations
      Keeps my mind racing
      The Kim's and putins I'm facing
      In every day places, it's crazy
      How these thoughts blaze me
      Keep me dreaming of green plots and yellow Daisy's
      Mum, I can see you, I swear it
      I know my dim unitive figure is looking scare eh
      I'll take this trip and hope the docs can still repair me
      I've burdened you unfairly, dad too
      And sister, cousins, friends and foes
      Like a voodoo hex you're questioning your own morals
      Well I absolve
      All of your vengeful thoughts directed
      At someone who deserved every single harsh inflection
      Every muttered blessing you uttered out of duty
      Everytime you cursed my body
      When I became unruly
      Choking loosies just to ease the torment
      Absorbent you were like sorbent
      But eventually the papers washed away
      And it isn't re birthed

      My mother loves me, tells me that I am the best
      Anything I don't have ain't worth to possess
      All that's made me want is nothing less than happiness
      I'm stressed, dealing with my list of regrets

      Sneaking, with only guilt for my company
      A lost breed
      The locked gate stands in front of me
      I scale it's outer shell,
      And catch my penis on the threshold
      A sage tell
      I must move lest I fa yell
      Feet hit the ground with smoke in my nostrils
      I never learnt the art of stealth
      I underestimate just how hostile
      The enemy can be, when confronted with me
      A raging boner and a pack of studded to catch my seed
      Nineteen, going on twelve
      I never stood back to observe my world
      From one action to the next
      My only reaction was to flex
      And seek the nearest breast
      Or the nearest hope seller
      Mill with the depressed
      Shit I'm losing focus
      Which window was it?
      Remembering is hopeless
      My cells lost reception long ago
      Confronted by fosters
      Just an imposter left below

      My mother loves me, tells me that I am the best
      Anything I don't have ain't worth to possess
      All that's made me want is nothing less than happiness
      I'm stressed, dealing with my list of regrets


      Third from the left, I knock
      She's naked, my breath stops
      Another notch



      I can't speak with honesty of all my acts
      Cause truthfully I wasn't one to ever ask
      For forgiveness
      I bred sickness in the lives of those closest
      Taken miles when given inches
      And there was no greater good just polished wood
      With alkaline to destroy those who only would
      Want to see me succeed, but like a stash
      I dumped you
      As soon as the heat came I refrained
      Body shots, but you aimed back and then attacked
      You're just a snack
      They say the means can justify the ends
      All I ever sought was virginal friends
      The most experienced had me creeping curious
      Alcohol, imperious, keeps causing these narrow bends
      How do you justify a life that was spent
      Chasing the next high, the next sky scrape
      Never poor, I didn't have to over bake
      My bread
      I could afford the heat
      Yet colder than a Russian teat





      My mother loves me, tells me that I am the best
      Anything I don't have ain't worth to possess
      All that's made me want is nothing less than happiness
      I'm stressed, dealing with my list of regrets


      And I saved the worst for the last verse
      When life becomes perverse
      And even breathing hurts
      Look up at the sky
      Conversation terse
      Socrates isn't stopping me
      Now all my quirks
      Have dissipated
      Absorbed by passing hours
      Anticipated, and so I'm naked
      Fighting mirrors like they stole my liquor payments
      The past no longer stresses
      Did it ever?
      Maybe I should cash in my past treasures
      You know the past can only hurt us so far
      As we allow it
      That's not profound it's
      Just the cycle our conscious mind runs around in
      But take the elevator down another level
      Suddenly your control is taken away
      Regrets can shorten your sentence
      If displayed correctly
      Show repentance and the judge may spare me
      I don't blame the gavel for it's swift travel
      The most attractive cause the most damage
      And it unravels
      Take the stairs now
      The elevator can't work down here
      There's no power
      Stuck at the mercy of synapses
      My brain zaps as I pass this
      All my grey fissures and fractures
      Each a gaping hole, I step lightly
      Bra I Bet Iggy Azalea will Hire you... Send it to her Manager!!


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      • #4
        why don't you record it?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by AishThaks View Post
          Bra I Bet Iggy Azalea will Hire you... Send it to her Manager!!
          Hmm. She is Aussie like me..

          Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy View Post
          why don't you record it?
          I did. I can't rap my voice just sounds horrid

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Theonlydjorkaeff View Post
            Hmm. She is Aussie like me..
            & she don't writes her own lyrics!!


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            • #7
              Originally posted by AishThaks View Post
              & she don't writes her own lyrics!!
              Yeah she's trash she makes all us Aussies look bad..

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Theonlydjorkaeff View Post
                Yeah she's trash she makes all us Aussies look bad..
                Well previously i know Australia for my fav Actors Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Neomi Watts, Sam Worthinton, Heath Ladger & now Iggy destroyed it all..


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by AishThaks View Post
                  Well previously i know Australia for my fav Actors Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Neomi Watts, Sam Worthinton, Heath Ladger & now Iggy destroyed it all..
                  Haha don't even joke about it.. She doesn't have much credibility over here

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                  • #10
                    I really HATE my sisters boyfriend, so we went out for chinese dinner last night for her birthday and I wrote this about him

                    Gow gees make me dry heave
                    The girl with the sly weave sitting behind me
                    She's grimy, gow gees are slimy
                    My sisters boyfriend tried me
                    Now he needs a respirator to deep breath
                    I heap steeze on every verse
                    Sick like Swiss cheese affected by earth
                    Murk the bitch, please
                    Get left in the dirt
                    I come first, ask questions Reppin the burbs
                    Ben Folds Fingers
                    Five in the purse
                    Not stacks but bone snaps in efforts and spurts
                    Call up the reserves to replace the perturbed
                    Left in the tub, rubbed up worse than the Kurds
                    With JD I'll swing at you, siding with Turks
                    Sober for six years but Dan's on alert
                    Heard that bitch queers been whipping his words
                    Knows I've no fear when dipping my toes
                    Quicken the prose
                    I'll stick my dick in his nose
                    Sniff up my seed you fucking fickle Furlow
                    Six four with dick sores pitched on your mo
                    More men than hens have eggs you're a hoe

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Theonlydjorkaeff View Post
                      I really HATE my sisters boyfriend, so we went out for chinese dinner last night for her birthday and I wrote this about him Gow gees make me dry heave The girl with the sly weave sitting behind me She's grimy, gow gees are slimy My sisters boyfriend tried me Now he needs a respirator to deep breath I heap steeze on every verse Sick like Swiss cheese affected by earth Murk the bitch, please Get left in the dirt I come first, ask questions Reppin the burbs Ben Folds Fingers Five in the purse Not stacks but bone snaps in efforts and spurts Call up the reserves to replace the perturbed Left in the tub, rubbed up worse than the Kurds With JD I'll swing at you, siding with Turks Sober for six years but Dan's on alert Heard that bitch queers been whipping his words Knows I've no fear when dipping my toes Quicken the prose I'll stick my dick in his nose Sniff up my seed you fucking fickle Furlow Six four with dick sores pitched on your mo More men than hens have eggs you're a hoe

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                      • #12
                        when your biggest achivement is not being an addict
                        a brain rigged to believe in the strength of a habit
                        the stigma attached to relieving with magic
                        concieved in my cerebral is a piece of true madness
                        if the water's stagnant, just inhale the green
                        let it infect your inept electrical scheme
                        keeping in check your neck cause that edge gleams
                        with a sheen from your last threat with benzene
                        strike the match, let Nas into your room
                        What'cha Wanna Do, now Pras is in your room
                        Then Another One Bites The Dust, another statistic
                        Get my friend to file the casings, going ballistic
                        It's about my misgivings, my friends preach the law
                        yet on a friday night the law is farthest from them all
                        When Monday morn hits the weekend they can't recall
                        I'm still stuck on the floor with dirty paws
                        The Crawl, I'm linked in to their professional piece
                        so I tweet like my followers are confessional priests
                        Faster than a nun comes I slide in to delete
                        Is it me the world wants or just another feast
                        everyone's brain is creased except mine
                        Laugh behind my back and attack my blood line
                        I'll crease your brow loud you're just a stunned swine
                        that apple in your mouth is mine so meet the brine

                        Was thinking about anti-depressants. Fuck anti-depressants. You can;t even sell them cause kids dont want to sweat whilst they sleep, put on 30 pounds and lose the ability to have sex..

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                        Originally posted by Lucifer View Post
                        dude every time i come in this thread and see this it makes me feel like $4 million dollars. fuck. thank you

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