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  • Harambe

    Yo, this song is for my nigga Harambe, may he rest in peace.

    Uhnh, Harambe
    He was stronger than my dick in Ariana Grande
    And my penis is rawer than salam-ay
    Harambe, you will always be my one bae

    Harambe, you will always be my nigga
    And we'll be making love like gorillas
    Bang bang on my chest, bang bang in the west
    Harambe I wish I could suckle on your monkey breasts
    I don't care that you dragged a child on the ground
    He was probably gonna spend his life in the human pound
    He was gonna commit crimes like arsony and larceny
    We're livin' in an SJW democracy
    Harambe you will always be my nigga
    You were my childhood hero, not that pooh-stained Tigga
    I really wish you were alive
    So we could chill and sip on Five Alive
    Harambe this may sound gay
    But I really want to cum on your face

    Everyone stick out yo dicks for Harambe
    Stick yo testes out for Harambe
    If you're a chick then stick yo tits out for Harambe
    Stick yo pussies out for Harambe
    Stick yo booty out for Harambe
    Don't matter if you're a guy or a girl, just do it for Harambe

    Harambe, he was big and strong
    And I remember the time that he sucked my schlong
    He made me cum harder then the time I fucked Donkey Kong
    And you whacked my nuts harder than ping pong
    I am currently fingerin' my ass for Harambe
    Because he always packed more of a punch than Michael Bay
    Harambe, I'm jacking my dick while hung on a noose for you
    You didn't deserve to get killed by the niggas that run the zoo
    All of you haters that say he deserved to die
    Don't you niggas know that animal lives matter
    Because they matter more than my spastic bladder

    Everyone stick out yo dicks for Harambe
    Stick yo testes out for Harambe
    If you're a chick then figure it out for Harambe
    Jack your dick for Harambe
    Eat some chips for Harambe
    Take a dick for Harambe
    And take a piss for Harambe
    Smoke some sess for Harambe
    Play some chess for Harambe
    Fail a test for Harambe
    And don't fuck with Harambe

    Oh wait someone already fucked with Harambe, so that last line doesn't work. Well then, don't fuck with me or I will fuck with you, bitch.

    R.I.P Harambe
    Last edited by can'tstoppartying; 08-03-2016, 03:24 AM.

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    • #3
      im too old to be laughing at this shit

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      • #4
        am dead

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        • #5
          U like monkey dick
          Talk Stupid Get Ya Head Popped
          I got that Esther bitch I'm red fox
          Big B's Red Sox I get money to kill time dead clocks
          You fuckin with a nigga who don't give a fuck
          Empty the clip then roll the window up
          Pussy Niggas sweet You niggas cinnabuns
          I'm in a red bitch she say she finna cum
          Two hundred thou on a chain I don't need a piece
          That Banana Clip let Chiquita Speak
          Dark shades EazyE
          Five letter YMCMB
          Bitch Ass Nigga Pussy Ass Nigga
          I see you lookin with your lookin ass nigga


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          • #6
            Do funny

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            • #7
              Originally posted by FuckTheFeds View Post
              U like monkey dick
              anyone ask you bro? go fix your raps they crap
              take a nap cause your gonna get capped and outrapped
              by the zimmienator you get ate like im an alligator




              #FREEVELVET

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              • #8
                much emotional..

                rip rip harambe

                Originally posted by Shake
                Why so negative all the time???

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