Cash Money Records' Rules (1999 Flashback)

[IrishWeezyFan]

"Royalty paid when royalty due" Hahaha Tyga's royalties still aint due!


And probably never will be if Baby is making the rules...

[Ares]

So I read Ego Trip's Book of Rap Lists (HIGHLY recommended to those who love rap/hip-hop and I hope they do an update of the book soon) and on page 161 is Cash Money Records' Rules (As Posted at The Cash Money Offices By CEO Bryan "Baby" Williams). The rules are about 14 years old, but I figure it's interesting to know whether many of those rules still apply lol!

Rules as written by Birdman himself

1. U Can't Be Baby!!
2. U Must Know When 2 Go Home.
3. Your Problem Is Your Problem.
4. Rappers Take Drug Test: "No Heroin Or Coke."
5. No Benz On 1st Album (Only The CEOs & Producer - 6 Years Of Experience)
6. Promotional Shows Are A Must.
7. Royalty Paid When Royalty Due.
8. No Advances From M.F. (Mannie Fresh)
9. U Artists Are An Investment
10. No Friends In Studio Sessions.
11. Baby Has A Favoritism With Certain Rappers.
12. Your Reputation Is More Valuable Than "Hoes."
13. Keep Hoes Out Of Your Business.
14. U Don't Work, U Don't Eat
15. Cash Money Records "Rap Hussle:" U Better Ask Somebody. If U Laggin', Catch Tha Sideline And Lay Off!!!!

This was dude's like 9th post on the site and already makin better contributions than 90% of the people on here

[SerjTank]

They were mostly on heroin though.

[fuckmaddenchamp]

They were mostly on heroin though.

not wayne. his mama didnt play that shit!!

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#1 IS FUNNY AS FUCCCKKKK!

AND 12,13,& 14 ARE REAL AF!!

[SerjTank]

not wayne. his mama didnt play that shit!!

Tryna tell me these boyz wasnt on that boy?

[Gucci Wayne Mane]

Tryna tell me these boyz wasnt on that boy?

Looks like a bunch of teens stoned off their asses to me

[KamZiro]

Woh What The Rules, But They Are Funny Though Lol. Baby

[TinyPenisProductions]

Tryna tell me these boyz wasnt on that boy?

Looks more like weed than heroin

I mean they just look stoned, not like they just shot up tbh

[Flame Beats]

and I bet Snizzy still never got paid either...

[WeezyFan]

and I bet Snizzy still never got paid either...

[MENTION=64578]SnizzyOnTheBeat[/MENTION]

[Flame Beats]

[MENTION=64578]SnizzyOnTheBeat[/MENTION]

Yeah I joined the forums right after that. Back when we made that thread in the studio to send beats to ymcmb...of course I sucked back then and didn't stand a chance.

[WeezyFan]

Yeah I joined the forums right after that. Back when we made that thread in the studio to send beats to ymcmb...of course I sucked back then and didn't stand a chance.

damn, too bad..