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Originally posted by Headliner
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he making them work and be relevant just like he did with wayne
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Some babies were lying next to each other,, the boy asked the girl:are you a boy or a girl? She said idk. he said lemme go down and check .. She said oke .. He checked and told her you are a girl! She said how did u know? He said : you have pink socks! Clear your mind lol.
First time it hurts you.
Second time it lossens up.
Third time it makes u relaxed.
This always happens with new shoes. you and your dirty little mind lol.
Some woman went to china with her husband , she wanted to buy some meat so she went to the market but couldnt say what she wanted, so she showed the cashier her legs and he knew she wanted meat, the next day she wanted to buy some eggs so she took her husband with her, why?? Because he knows to speak chinese!!! Clean up your mind!!
For married people, there are two moves which can make the marriage alot more happy than it is, one of them should do it the husband with his hand which the wife would love so much, and one should do it the wife with her tounge, which will make the husband stunned! The husband puts his hand in his pockets and gets out money, and the wife should keep her tounge in her mouth and stop nagging! I got u didnt i lol.
Girl: I'm scared
Boy: Dont be, i'll go slow
Girl: Ok put it in..
Boy: How u feeling?
Girl: Damn it hurts..
Boy: Be strong.
Girl: Ok put a lubricant.
Boy: Ok, how about now?
Girl: It feels good!
Boy: Oh my god..
Girl: Oh lord..
Dont clear up your mind, Yes, he's fucking her.
It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.Comment
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Telling jokes ?!Life is beautiful but you don't have a clue
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Dunno how to quote?Originally posted by Yasmine View Post
It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.Comment
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Sorry.. It was a lot!Originally posted by LilTunƎchi View PostLife is beautiful but you don't have a clue Comment
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They're like fuckin dragon balls!Originally posted by Headliner View Post
It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.Comment
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Ugh.... disgusting boys!Originally posted by LilTunƎchi View PostThey're like fuckin dragon balls!Life is beautiful but you don't have a clue Comment
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Did u just go from lady to ghetto in 2.5 seconds?Originally posted by Yasmine View Post
It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.Comment
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I'm a lady right now, but if something happens maybe....Originally posted by LilTunƎchi View PostDid u just turn from lady to ghetto in 2.5 seconds?Life is beautiful but you don't have a clue Comment
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what size bra do u wear?Originally posted by Yasmine View Post
do u wear thongs?
if not why not?
whats the biggest cock you have had in u?Comment
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