# The Official Random Topic Thread

[marcusgettin]

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This is why you shouldn't do meth lol

I won't...Lol


But Meth can do that to your Face?

[wolverinebball11]

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I won't...Lol


But Meth can do that to your Face?

Here's the story:

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MUGSHOT OF THE YEAR - MAN WITH NO MOUTH BUSTED FOR SELLING METH
Posted 4/21/2011 4:30:00 AM
On Monday, in Phoenix, police busted Alan John Shepard for selling meth. That's not usually enough to get on our radar. But we're talking about Alan because, in his mugshot, HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. Seriously. NO MOUTH.

Anyway, back to the story. Alan's neighbors called the police on him because he'd been selling meth. Meth is terrible for your teeth, which matters to people who have mouths. Which this guy doesn't.
When the cops got there, they found an illegal shotgun next to his bed . . . he's a convicted felon, so he can't own one. Also, he doesn't own a mouth.
There's no word on what happened to his mouth or how he eats or communicates.

[marcusgettin]

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Here's the story:

LMFAO, maybe meth fucking up his teeth did that to his mouth.

[wolverinebball11]

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LMFAO, maybe meth fucking up his teeth did that to his mouth.

I seriously wanna know how the fuck he eats lmao

[Goobz]

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I seriously wanna know how the fuck he eats lmao

i guessing through a straw and also guessin he communicates by text

[wolverinebball11]

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i guessing through a straw and also guessin he communicates by text

Where does he put the straw? He has no mouth lol

[JAYRMe]

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Mugshot of the year.

WTF!? This has to be fake!

[wolverinebball11]

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WTF!? This has to be fake!

Well. It isn't. Lol

[Lil_Weezy_]

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Did THP notice his blog got a shout by MTV?

New Lil Wayne Video ‘John (If I Die Today)’ Drops, Fans React

[marcusgettin]

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I seriously wanna know how the fuck he eats lmao

what LilWayneHq said.Lulz

[Goobz]

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Where does he put the straw? He has no mouth lol

Through an IV like they do in the hospital

[Twiggz]

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feeding tube connected to his stomach?