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KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MUGSHOT OF THE YEAR - MAN WITH NO MOUTH BUSTED FOR SELLING METH
Posted 4/21/2011 4:30:00 AM
On Monday, in Phoenix, police busted Alan John Shepard for selling meth. That's not usually enough to get on our radar. But we're talking about Alan because, in his mugshot, HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. Seriously. NO MOUTH.
Anyway, back to the story. Alan's neighbors called the police on him because he'd been selling meth. Meth is terrible for your teeth, which matters to people who have mouths. Which this guy doesn't.
When the cops got there, they found an illegal shotgun next to his bed . . . he's a convicted felon, so he can't own one. Also, he doesn't own a mouth.
There's no word on what happened to his mouth or how he eats or communicates.
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