# The Official Random Topic Thread

[Flame Gang]

9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

This seriously a true story?

Man thats fucked up lol.

[Derezz]

Man Los one of the craziest lyricists out right now, nigga's flow and wordplay is crazy.

[lilweezyfan]

pop a bottle and celebrate, we made it to a new day

[WeezyFan]

pop a bottle and celebrate, we made it to a new day

Great track!!!, blee dat

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beat is eerie as fuck i love it

[Guest1]

mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn fuck school yo

[lilweezyfan]

beat is eerie as fuck i love it

If you are not joking, then your ears need to be washed

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If you are not joking, then your ears need to be washed

i think u need to open your eyes and ears to different sounds there little weezy dude

[bushido95]

to my German niggas
do you think it's impossible to drink ca. 2,5 liters of vodka with a girl?

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to my German niggas
do you think it's impossible to drink ca. 2,5 liters of vodka with a girl?

drink till your drunk.....dont try to drink a set amount in order to impress somebody its a recipe for disaster

[bushido95]

drink till your drunk.....dont try to drink a set amount in order to impress somebody its a recipe for disaster

that's not the point man
some kids on ktt told me it's impossible to drink 2,5 liters of vodka. i know that i drank around 2,5l while the prom with a friend.

[T.tunechi]

that's not the point man
some kids on ktt told me it's impossible to drink 2,5 liters of vodka. i know that i drank around 2,5l while the prom with a friend.

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