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  • #13
    Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing.

    The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

    Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

    The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

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    • #14
      Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

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      • #15
        Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

        Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy
        AAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAA This has been the funniest one yet...Jokes!
        These niggas sleeping, hope they keep it in they napsack
        Watch me while I'm creeping, Leave em leakin like a flapjack

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        • #16
          Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

          Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy


          That`s a shame... words cannot describe how hard I laughed when I saw that.

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          • #17
            Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

            Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy
            ahahahhhaahaha woww LMFAO!!
            "im pelican fly. mac11 inside.my bullets come with wings and ur cerebellum can fly"

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            • #18
              Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

              Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy
              The joke here is how yall think hes a joke. Have yall heard "Outspace Flow" or "I Put That Shit On Everything"?

              FIREEEEEEEEEEEE

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              • #19
                Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

                Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? -
                Cut off your head.
                What do you call an anorexic with thrush? -
                A quarter pounder with cheese!
                Who should kill soulja boy? - YOUUUUU!!!
                wanna hear a clean joke?...bob took a bath with bubbles.
                wanna hear a dirty joke?...bubbles was the guy next door

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                • #20
                  Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

                  Originally posted by CashMoneyMillionaire
                  wanna hear a clean joke?...bob took a bath with bubbles.
                  wanna hear a dirty joke?...bubbles was the guy next door
                  Well I`ll be damned...

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                  • #21
                    Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

                    Syrup, percocet, and an eighth a day will leave you broke, depressed, and emotionally vacant
                    Despite how Lil' Wayne lives
                    It's not conducive to being creative
                    And I know cause he's my favorite
                    And I know cause I was off that same mix
                    Rationalize the shit that I'd try after I listen to "Dedication"
                    But he's an alien
                    I'd sip that shit
                    Pass out or play PlayStation.

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                    • #22
                      Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

                      Why would you torture me like that sweetheart?
                      LMFAO


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                      • #23
                        Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

                        what does pussy and cigarrettes have in common? they both taste like shit the closer u get to the butt
                        "somebody better let'em know I empty the banana clip in and in your cantaloupe,
                        Fruity ass niggas, suck a dick fuck the world nah i've rather fuck a bitch"

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                        • #24
                          Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

                          Originally posted by burnout
                          what does pussy and cigarrettes have in common? they both taste like shit the closer u get to the butt
                          ROFL

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