So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

[Danny M]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

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[DeadCivilian]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

AAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAA This has been the funniest one yet...Jokes!

[MszYNR]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

That`s a shame... words cannot describe how hard I laughed when I saw that.

[hekteezy760]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

ahahahhhaahaha woww LMFAO!!

[YoungFire420]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

The joke here is how yall think hes a joke. Have yall heard "Outspace Flow" or "I Put That Shit On Everything"?

FIREEEEEEEEEEEE

[CashMoneyMillionaire]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? -
Cut off your head.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush? -
A quarter pounder with cheese!

Who should kill soulja boy? - YOUUUUU!!!

wanna hear a clean joke?...bob took a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?...bubbles was the guy next door

[MszYNR]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

wanna hear a clean joke?...bob took a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?...bubbles was the guy next door

Well I`ll be damned...

[Stryder]

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[MszYNR]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

Why would you torture me like that sweetheart?
LMFAO

[burnout]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

what does pussy and cigarrettes have in common? they both taste like shit the closer u get to the butt

[YoungFire420]

Re: So I Decided To Make A Joke Thread, Eh?

what does pussy and cigarrettes have in common? they both taste like shit the closer u get to the butt

ROFL