Tell a funny joke

[Chaz904]

Re: Tell a funny joke

Crackers orignated from dirt which orignated from shit which orignated from my ass

That is easily, the worst joke I have ever heard. smh

[ProBitaz.]

What do you call it when you don't grill much in the summer?








rare.








Aight, sorry I'm out again...

[lilweezyfan]

[MENTION=29841]ABjerg[/MENTION]

[Mr. Postman]

My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.

It gets his Snickers in a Twix.

[TunechiFan =]]

A girl sends a text to her boyfriend:
If you are sleeping send me your dreams.
If you are laughing send me your smile.
If you are eating send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying send me your tears.
I love you.

The boyfriend replies:
I am having a shit. What do I do?


Mate just sent me this, found it pretty funny

[Tunechi Lionches]

So there was this female that was making sense in an argument














































































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[TygaPride]

lmao all of this shit aint funny at all

[dt4]

My wife gave me £50 to go out and buy her something that would make her look sexy. You should have seen her face when i came home pissed...

[mannigham999]

wt do u call a black man getting out of bed ?






The dark knight rises

[DMC927]

Here I got one.








People who look up to Michael Phelps .

[Leonhardws]

Women are like the law: Everything you say can and will be used against you.

[ParisHaynes]

White man die, leave a will. Black man die, leave a bill.