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  • #73
    Re: Tell a funny joke

    Originally posted by NonSmoker132 View Post
    Crackers orignated from dirt which orignated from shit which orignated from my ass

    That is easily, the worst joke I have ever heard. smh



    Gonna blow up like C4

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    • #74
      What do you call it when you don't grill much in the summer?








      rare.








      Aight, sorry I'm out again...

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      • #75
        [MENTION=29841]ABjerg[/MENTION]

        I hate them thirsty bitches
        Cut them off like circumcision
        -Lil Wayne

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        • #76
          My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.

          It gets his Snickers in a Twix.

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          • #77
            A girl sends a text to her boyfriend:
            If you are sleeping send me your dreams.
            If you are laughing send me your smile.
            If you are eating send me a bite.
            If you are drinking send me a sip.
            If you are crying send me your tears.
            I love you.

            The boyfriend replies:
            I am having a shit. What do I do?


            Mate just sent me this, found it pretty funny

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            • #78
              So there was this female that was making sense in an argument














































































              .
              "Armed and dangerous, rich and famous, young and restless
              Guns and stretchers
              Cristal and dubs for breakfast
              I just got one suggestion - none should test him
              'Cause cuz get hectic; send one through your sons intestines
              Glocks knock lungs from chests, you get the portrait?
              Bodies piled up on porches, it won't be gorgeous"

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              • #79
                lmao all of this shit aint funny at all

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                • #80
                  My wife gave me �50 to go out and buy her something that would make her look sexy. You should have seen her face when i came home pissed...

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                  • #81
                    wt do u call a black man getting out of bed ?






                    The dark knight rises

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                    • #82
                      Here I got one.








                      People who look up to Michael Phelps .

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                      • #83
                        Women are like the law: Everything you say can and will be used against you.
                        Tony told us this world was ours
                        And the Bible told us every girl was sour
                        Don't play in the garden and don't smell her flower
                        Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower

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                        • #84
                          White man die, leave a will. Black man die, leave a bill.

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