). Ok so randomly I'm put into these clusterfucks of different places and shit, such as school and some Arabian lookin' ass places with a fucking dragon and swords. 
Well the one with the bitch was weird, because it was like a Mystery Bitch, I had no fucking clue who she was. All I know is that she had blonde hair and titties. 
So we were at movie I guess, and what pissed me off as I was experiencing this in my sleep was that a fucking family that I knew sits down right in front of me. So I'm like FUCK, gay ass little kids. So the dad and his son look back being all queer and shit like they're watching a Superman sex tape. 
So and and the fucking Mystery bitch move down a few seats to the left. I remember there was like a whole group of people with us but they just started to disappear, probably getting snacks. 
What continued to piss me off is that I just thought now that we moved down, that gay ass family can't really bother us so I keep being myself by saying the FUCK word. WELL GUESS WHAT, they could still fucking hear me wtf! So of course me being the one with the cock out of the two of us I had to hold her and all of that shit. I start moving my hands around and then I eventually placed it on her coochie coo. 
She goes "I'm not that kind of girl!" and then says she needs to have a moment for 1 minute. 
In the middle of this I'm like AW FUCK I GOT A BITCH ALREADY. As she's walking away I go "Not like I was going to go any further! You could have diseases!". Not much happend after that, and that's the story of Mystery Girl. Maybe she'll reveal herself someday. 
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