Join Me in My Quest to Join the Illuminati

[freakjasp]

lol you stole my sign
and sign me up OP

[Vocker]

Join our crew my brother and we will infiltrate them.

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We need you to advice us. Join and help us destroy the Illuminati from the inside.

count me in then...

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer

[back on my bullish*t]

sign me up

[MikeLitoris]

The illuminati gonna like my username, im in it and i cant get out

[Lucifer]

anything to ruin my brutha i want to be involved

[Vocker]

anything to ruin my brutha i want to be involved

It's not gonna ruin him, it's gonna make him president...ur family will be proud and shit

[TinyPenisProductions]

Oh shit ive always wanted to sacrifice a baby demon

I already got a shrine so add me brah

[lilwayne-carter]

@KidComet I know you want to turn the world away from their influence and all that stuff. I propose we form a LWHQ Illuminati infiltration group so we can get you in on the inside so you can change the world.

We can all start rapping about drugs, violence, and disrespecting women so they will get us on their rap label. From their we can start promoting electronic tattoos and Obamacare so we can control other's minds. We will do the dirty work of the Illuminati for a couple of years, but then we can start phase 2 of our plan.

Once we get control of their minds, I will then give the control module over to @KidComet so he can lure people over to our side and preach the good will of religion and the rapture that will come if they don't convert.

If that doesn't work, we will get the backing of the Illuminati to fund @KidComet's presidential campaign. We will get him to run for senate in New York as an openly gay black male. All of the dumb, evil liberals will gobble him up. As he gets bigger and more popular in the senate through tax reform and deregulation of guns, he will put in his bid for president.

As the primaries go on, I will use my Illuminati influence to get Jay-Z, Macklemore, and Pitbull to endorse you, effectively getting the Black, White, and Hispanic votes, and because @KidComet is faking gay, he will get the LGBT vote as well. He will win in a landslide.

Once president, @KidComet then can implement his views on everyone in the world and convert everyone away from the lies in music and in pop culture.

This plan is foolproof.

Please, we need more people to join. Sign up, if you are for the cause.

List of Members:

-Waynasite
-Lil wayne prezident
-YMCMB357
-TupacShaqueer
-'Mind
-lilweezyfan
-KidComet
-sealneaward
-freakjasp
-Vocker
-back on my bullsh*t
-Lucifer
-MikeLitoris
-TinyPenisProductions

add my name