(things ive stolen in my house)
1. Yo bitch
lol
2. these $20 pairs of shoes i got on from walmart. i just slipped em on, put my old shoes in the box and walked out lol. people dont know how to play off shit
3. this $500 i got just laying on my bed, from the fake facebook account i made robbing people out of their money for a ps5 i dont have (oh yeah i do this shit forrealll...)
4. My iphone charger. someone stole mine so i stole 1 today , forgot i had it
hmm lets see what else...
i stole this orange juice i didnt scan at the self check-out.
and other than the fact that i plagerised all my tests in my first 2 years of college, i cant think of anything else recently that ive stolen
feel free to add to the list if you just as much of a bum as me and are just as shameless about it
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oh and i also stole this oz of weed i got from a "homie"taking advantage of the situation that someone else in the house got caught stealing so i knew it would get blamed on them. niggas dont be thinking lol
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just made another $100 on my cash app. time to close it down and open a new one
1. Yo bitch
lol
2. these $20 pairs of shoes i got on from walmart. i just slipped em on, put my old shoes in the box and walked out lol. people dont know how to play off shit
3. this $500 i got just laying on my bed, from the fake facebook account i made robbing people out of their money for a ps5 i dont have (oh yeah i do this shit forrealll...)
4. My iphone charger. someone stole mine so i stole 1 today , forgot i had it
hmm lets see what else...
i stole this orange juice i didnt scan at the self check-out.
and other than the fact that i plagerised all my tests in my first 2 years of college, i cant think of anything else recently that ive stolen
feel free to add to the list if you just as much of a bum as me and are just as shameless about it
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oh and i also stole this oz of weed i got from a "homie"taking advantage of the situation that someone else in the house got caught stealing so i knew it would get blamed on them. niggas dont be thinking lol
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just made another $100 on my cash app. time to close it down and open a new one
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