Official Joke Thread

[Young Money!24]

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umm.wuts da diffrence between tiger woods and santa claus????

Santa Claus stopped after 3 Ho's

lmfaooooooooooooooo

(this might be a bit old but oh wells)

[Jamerson]

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damn ya have this thread dead,
NO ONE GOT JOKESS ?!!

your mothers pussy so hairy
she can cure every bald guy in the world

[Stryder]

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Your mom's like a mosquito, you gotta slap her to stop suckin

Your mom's like a squirrel , She always got my nuts in her mouth

[blairzo]

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Doctor says: "If you would just like to set your clothes over there in the corner..... next to mine"

[IAmJay]

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Doctor says: "If you would just like to set your clothes over there in the corner..... next to mine"

I don't get it.

[Jamerson]

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Doctor says: "If you would just like to set your clothes over there in the corner..... next to mine"

I don't get it.

doctor and patient about to have sex ..
not funny really

[Cody]

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[quote=JAiME ft. WEEZY]

Doctor says: "If you would just like to set your clothes over there in the corner..... next to mine"

I don't get it.

doctor and patient about to have sex ..
not funny really [/quote:2rtbn05k]
not at all funny. your moms cloths are next to mine but yet still on MAGIC?

[Jamerson]

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i heard ym is doing a song for your mother .. its gonna be called,

"fucked by every guy in the world"

[GypsyStar]

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Gonna try to recreate and not kill a cute joke I heard:

A woman dies and sees god and says 'please give me more time, I want to live and do better.' God says ok, i'll give you more time. The woman is put back into her body and goes off living it up, starts living the life she didnt before, and even gets plastic surgery. She walks out of the hospital and gets hit by a bus. She goes to heaven, sees god and asks, 'what happened? I thought I had more time.' God goes.......'oops, I didnt recognize you!'

[Jamerson]

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Gonna try to recreate and not kill a cute joke I heard:

A woman dies and sees god and says 'please give me more time, I want to live and do better.' God says ok, i'll give you more time. The woman is put back into her body and goes off living it up, starts living the life she didnt before, and even gets plastic surgery. She walks out of the hospital and gets hit by a bus. She goes to heaven, sees god and asks, 'what happened? I thought I had more time.' God goes.......'oops, I didnt recognize you!'

nicee

[Jamerson]

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this guy was so ugly, they refused to sell him cameras
stop smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LuciiaCarter]

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