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thats not funny, sorry.
thats not funny, sorry.
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Re: Official Joke Thread
Originally posted by LuciiaCarter
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Tuna Sub ; backwards .
( never gets old )
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LMAO LOL LOL . Soooooo wrongg !A wife had decided that it`s been a long time since her and her husband had sexual relations . So to save their marriage she went out and bought a clear negligee . As she heard him walking in the door, she remembered she had left it downstairs . She figured she`d walk down naked, and as her husband saw her, he exclaimed with a disgusted face, " Damn, you could have at least ironed it first!"
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow my face went.Originally posted by MszRockette
What the hell is a clear negligee though?
that kinda....plastic feeling see through stuff?
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Originally posted by MsStar87What the hell is a clear negligee though? that kinda....plastic feeling see through stuff?
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OH, Ling-A-Ree me no likey!Originally posted by MszRocketteOriginally posted by MsStar87What the hell is a clear negligee though? that kinda....plastic feeling see through stuff?Comment
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Originally posted by MsStar87LOL .
I don`t see the point in it...
Since nine times out of ten, it`s yanked off,
And tossed in the corner, anyway .
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LOL I just mean frilly lace shit, but its all for fun. I mean if you come in naked its like.Originally posted by MszRocketteOriginally posted by MsStar87LOL .
I don`t see the point in it...
Since nine times out of ten, it`s yanked off,
And tossed in the corner, anyway .
well ok but that was easy.
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Originally posted by MsStar87LOL I just mean frilly lace shit, but its all for fun. I mean if you come in naked its like. well ok but that was easy.Lol .
I see .
Idk, sometimes it seems like more fun in taking clothes off .
Lmao .
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One of the victims of hillsbrough was found with a cock in her mouth. the parents dealt it a crushing blow...
I was watchin Togo in the African cup of Nations - was rubbish, 27 shots, only 3 on target.
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells... nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget.Comment
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-What do you call a woman with an opinion? .............. Wrong
-Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti? ..... Or shall we wait for the dust to settle?
-The funny thing about this Haiti earthquake disaster is that the before and after pictures seem to look the same.
-I've just had my manhood taken away from me.. In other words, my girlfriend beat my best killstreak on COD...I think I'll go wash some dishes....
Just some jokes, no offense to anyone 
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Some Women Jokes, hopefully I translate them right.
What does a woman in a spaceship?
She cleans it.
Why Womens can not be pretty and intelligent at the same time?
Because then they were Mens.
Whats the difference between a pair of socks and a women?
The socks only smells after you was in them.
How is the useless flesh around the Vagina called.
Women.
What is blue and is running the whole day between the bathroom and the kitchen?
Everyone can colour his women like he wants.
What was the last message from the challanger, before the challenger exploded?
Now I let the women drive.
Got some more better ones, but its very hard to translate them.
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LOG ON AND GET INTO IT!!!! 
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