. One day I was in my room on the computer and he texted me. He said "y u back there" And I replied because I'm on the computer. And he was like "can i come back there" and I was like "yes". Okay, I know sometimes you guys get this (when you're texting someone for a long time and someone else texts you, but you don't look at it you just reply. So my mom texted me "be there in a minute" and I replied "okay, meet me in my beddy so we can do sexy time =)" and my mom was like "excuse me"? LMFAOOOOOOOO
. One day I was in my room on the computer and he texted me. He said "y u back there" And I replied because I'm on the computer. And he was like "can i come back there" and I was like "yes". Okay, I know sometimes you guys get this (when you're texting someone for a long time and someone else texts you, but you don't look at it you just reply. So my mom texted me "be there in a minute" and I replied "okay, meet me in my beddy so we can do sexy time =)" and my mom was like "excuse me"? LMFAOOOOOOOO
What did she say?
. One day I was in my room on the computer and he texted me. He said "y u back there" And I replied because I'm on the computer. And he was like "can i come back there" and I was like "yes". Okay, I know sometimes you guys get this (when you're texting someone for a long time and someone else texts you, but you don't look at it you just reply. So my mom texted me "be there in a minute" and I replied "okay, meet me in my beddy so we can do sexy time =)" and my mom was like "excuse me"? LMFAOOOOOOOO What did she say?
. One day I was in my room on the computer and he texted me. He said "y u back there" And I replied because I'm on the computer. And he was like "can i come back there" and I was like "yes". Okay, I know sometimes you guys get this (when you're texting someone for a long time and someone else texts you, but you don't look at it you just reply. So my mom texted me "be there in a minute" and I replied "okay, meet me in my beddy so we can do sexy time =)" and my mom was like "excuse me"? LMFAOOOOOOOO What did she say?. One day I was in my room on the computer and he texted me. He said "y u back there" And I replied because I'm on the computer. And he was like "can i come back there" and I was like "yes". Okay, I know sometimes you guys get this (when you're texting someone for a long time and someone else texts you, but you don't look at it you just reply. So my mom texted me "be there in a minute" and I replied "okay, meet me in my beddy so we can do sexy time =)" and my mom was like "excuse me"? LMFAOOOOOOOO What did she say?
i told my girl to come over because no one was gonna be home .. i locked the door if by any chance i was gonna have more time.. and i also locked my door. We went to my room started getting in the mood, i knew i was gettnig some .... i guess you can figure out this part of the story (sorry no details ) ....
i hear my aunt comming up the stairs (my room is by them so i was able to hear) heres the funny part i jumped out ! looked at my girl and told her to dress, i was in shock .. then i heard her knocking the door (outside door) bc it's not usually lockedd ..and i seriously think i got dressed in less than 3 seconds X___X closed my room and slowly opened the door.. and there was my aunt and my cousin . i cant imagine my face she asked why the door was locked and i said i didnt know .. then before she passed by my room i screamed "OH A FRIENDS OVER ! " and then she looked me up and down .. passed by my room and said hi to my "friend" .. she was holding an englishh book in my mind i was like FUCK im screwed and shitted on... thats when i realized my zipper was down, and i was going commando ... i wanted to scream Fuck my life lmaoo .. then she just sticked around, my aunt didnt get me in trouble or anything but she gave me the only eyes for the next weeks .. i think she told my mom but idk ..
i wanted to scream Fuck my life lmaoo ..
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