Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

[lovalle]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

lmaooooo...Dr.Dolittle


ok.i think i was in da 3rd grade.and we had all da desks in a circle.so theres was no way to get inside da circle of course.
So da teacher is sittin wit us in da circle and reading to us,and its silent.
I was playing with my shoe on my feet cause i was really bored.
Then after a while i kicked my show too hard and went inside da circle.LMAOOO
So i tried not to make a distraction,so i kinda slid on my seat and reached for my shoe with my leg.
But it went too far into da inside of da circle.So im like FUCK.
So finally,I get off my chair and crawl under my desk to get my shoe,but it was a bit far,so i had to crawl a lil farther.
So im gettin my show and im like almost in da middle getting my damm shoe.
The da teacher stops reading and says"Andrew,wut r u doin? Get back to ur seat"
And while she said that da class was lookin at me while im in da middle of da circle,crawling,with one shoe off my feet.LMFAOOOO
THENNN,i had to crawl back under my desk to sit back down lololololol
This was my worst embarassing stories.

HAH i just died reading this

[MszYNR]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

highhhhh....no hangovers or forget things

Embarassing?
Calling me papi.

LMAO.




Uhmmmmm. I was at a store, and I thought I saw this dude I used to like, lmao. ( we`re close ) So I go and jump on his back, and yell "Shaddie!". And I ended up knocking him over. So we`re like wrestling on the floor and shit. I`m thinkin` that he was playing and whatnot, so I`m hittin` him ( playfully ). But then he pushed me off, and I seen his face, and I`m like, " Holy Fuckballs." And as you guessed it wasn`t him. And he starts spazzin` out like, " Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing." I was just laughing. But then I said, " Uhm, sorry, thought you were someone else." Then I get up and walk away, but I heard him telling his friend, " I thought I was getting raped."



I`m surprised he didn`t do anything though.

Lmaooo, epic.

[Young Money!24]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

highhhhh....no hangovers or forget things

Embarassing?
Calling me papi.

LMAO.




Uhmmmmm. I was at a store, and I thought I saw this dude I used to like, lmao. ( we`re close ) So I go and jump on his back, and yell "Shaddie!". And I ended up knocking him over. So we`re like wrestling on the floor and shit. I`m thinkin` that he was playing and whatnot, so I`m hittin` him ( playfully ). But then he pushed me off, and I seen his face, and I`m like, " Holy Fuckballs." And as you guessed it wasn`t him. And he starts spazzin` out like, " Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing." I was just laughing. But then I said, " Uhm, sorry, thought you were someone else." Then I get up and walk away, but I heard him telling his friend, " I thought I was getting raped."



I`m surprised he didn`t do anything though.

Lmaooo, epic.

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

another story,lol.

so im in my room wit brother.and he sittn on da game chair thingy.and im sittin on da floor.so we playin a basketball game (nba live 08,xbox360).so some bullshit happened to me,i think he blocked me or suntin but was fake as hell.lol.so i get mad but funny mad.so i get up to reenact da bullshit play.so i go and jump and den land on a fuckin soda bottle cap and bust my ass to da floor hard.and while im falling i grab onto da tv and drag dat shit with me tryin not to fall.LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.but it didnt fall,tanx god.was a bit embarrassing.dam bottle cap

[MszYNR]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

another story,lol.

so im in my room wit brother.and he sittn on da game chair thingy.and im sittin on da floor.so we playin a basketball game (nba live 08,xbox360).so some bullshit happened to me,i think he blocked me or suntin but was fake as hell.lol.so i get mad but funny mad.so i get up to reenact da bullshit play.so i go and jump and den land on a fuckin soda bottle cap and bust my ass to da floor hard.and while im falling i grab onto da tv and drag dat shit with me tryin not to fall.LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.but it didnt fall,tanx god.was a bit embarrassing.dam bottle cap

LMAO.
Oh, how much I would`ve paid to see that.
&& I bet Whatchamacallit was rollin`.
Damn Puerto Rican`ts.

[GypsyStar]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

highhhhh....no hangovers or forget things

Embarassing?
Calling me papi.

LMAO.




Uhmmmmm. I was at a store, and I thought I saw this dude I used to like, lmao. ( we`re close ) So I go and jump on his back, and yell "Shaddie!". And I ended up knocking him over. So we`re like wrestling on the floor and shit. I`m thinkin` that he was playing and whatnot, so I`m hittin` him ( playfully ). But then he pushed me off, and I seen his face, and I`m like, " Holy Fuckballs." And as you guessed it wasn`t him. And he starts spazzin` out like, " Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing." I was just laughing. But then I said, " Uhm, sorry, thought you were someone else." Then I get up and walk away, but I heard him telling his friend, " I thought I was getting raped."



I`m surprised he didn`t do anything though.

Lmaooo, epic.

Rotfllllllllllllllllll i'd die 10x over. Of embarrassment. Hell i'd be embarrassed even if it wasnt me!

[yungtune33]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

ok so one night me and all my boys go to this party and we are playin beer pong and im fuckin drunk and im high as hell well this guy shoots it misses way bad and the ball is rollin and stops right in front of the stairs so i must remind u im high drunk just way fucked up so i reach down to get the ball and when i do i eat shit and just fall down the stairs catch myself half way stand up and then fall the rest of the way most embarassing thing thats happened to me ever

[Elijah10]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

i was out front of a club 1 night with 2 of my mates and i didnt wanna go back in the club to take a piss so i told them to wait for me while i was gone, i walked around the corner and started taking a piss, turned aronud and their was 2 coppers standing their waiting or me.. they pulled out the hand cuffs, arrested me and walked me past where every 1 was standin out the front of the club hahaha i was embarresed x1000

got a 150 dollar fine n spent the night in the cells lol

[GypsyStar]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

i was out front of a club 1 night with 2 of my mates and i didnt wanna go back in the club to take a piss so i told them to wait for me while i was gone, i walked around the corner and started taking a piss, turned aronud and their was 2 coppers standing their waiting or me.. they pulled out the hand cuffs, arrested me and walked me past where every 1 was standin out the front of the club hahaha i was embarresed x1000

got a 150 dollar fine n spent the night in the cells lol

It'd be worse if they didnt let you pull up your pants and just tackled your ass or something.

[MszYNR]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

i was out front of a club 1 night with 2 of my mates and i didnt wanna go back in the club to take a piss so i told them to wait for me while i was gone, i walked around the corner and started taking a piss, turned aronud and their was 2 coppers standing their waiting or me.. they pulled out the hand cuffs, arrested me and walked me past where every 1 was standin out the front of the club hahaha i was embarresed x1000

got a 150 dollar fine n spent the night in the cells lol

It'd be worse if they didnt let you pull up your pants and just tackled your ass or something.

LOL.
Was juuuuuuust gonna post that.

[GypsyStar]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

i was out front of a club 1 night with 2 of my mates and i didnt wanna go back in the club to take a piss so i told them to wait for me while i was gone, i walked around the corner and started taking a piss, turned aronud and their was 2 coppers standing their waiting or me.. they pulled out the hand cuffs, arrested me and walked me past where every 1 was standin out the front of the club hahaha i was embarresed x1000

got a 150 dollar fine n spent the night in the cells lol

It'd be worse if they didnt let you pull up your pants and just tackled your ass or something.

LOL.
Was juuuuuuust gonna post that.

LOL! That's what I thought as soon as I read it, I was like lmao they're gonna walk his ass around naked.

[Guest]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

In 9th grade on da 1st day off school in my computer class, I pissed my pants from laffin 2 hard. LOL. Da teacher and da captain of da football team was goin baq an forth wit each utha.

Oh earlier dis year I got so drunk I woke up in some bathroom lobby hotel covered in my own throw up and had 2 walk home cuz my car got towed.

[Guest]

Re: Who's Got Embarassing Stories???

In 9th grade on da 1st day off school in my computer class, I pissed my pants from laffin 2 hard. LOL. Da teacher and da captain of da football team was goin baq an forth wit each utha.

Oh earlier dis year I got so drunk I woke up in some bathroom lobby hotel covered in my own throw up and had 2 walk home cuz my car got towed.

oh thats fuckin.. disgusting