Funniest/ Dopest Lines (All Songs) Thread

[chapweezy]

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We On- J. Cole

Look man I'm tryna count money like a CFO you see us hoe,
Doing shows with hoes speaking languages that we don't know,
Look here man, if love is blind then these bitches can't see no more,
They fucking with the boy like a pedophile,
If she don't go then we goin roll cause J. Cole got a mean ol flow,
I looked up to some niggas but they aint fuckin with me no more,
Chip on my shoulder like I just left the casino oh,
Nigga I been broke so don't hate me cause you don't see no dough,
Hip-Hop was like Santa Claus cause no body believed no more,
And then I came around nigga watch me paint the town,
A lil black, a lil brown, a lil white we a mess,
This is carolina repping you can check and me I guess,
Me I'm blessed, shout to Khaled while I'm howllin we da best,
All these corny rap niggas tryna be my bff,
Nigga please, go head with that new bullshit you rhymin,
See this that good music, so we aint got shit in common,

[GzyGee]

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''Ask if I'll kill your career with one verse. You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first" Cliche by Typical Cats

''My quotes cock block throats, till emcees unable to respond like i just told an homeless person a knock knock joke'' by Vakill. lmao

''I'm back with the outlaws walking like some simians/ And in the end whole room looking like some Indians/ Red dots everywhere, nothing you can say or do / Play me like an xbox, I'll leave you with a Halo 2''( saw that one long time ago on anotha forum but never found the song)

''I'ma diss you over fast, slow track or no track
If your shit wasn't so wack, I dissed you to yo own track'' by Masta Ace

''Real rappers is hard to find, like a remote'' - Common

[Makaveli.]

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"Shoot you like Halo, give yo ass a halo." - Lil' Wayne (The Other Side/Dedication 4)

[Cody]

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"You can ask beavis I get nothin but head"-Big L RIP

[Tech N9ne]

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"Your girl spinning on my d*ck just like a CD-Rom"

- Soulja Boy (All The Way Turned Up)

[Hollyhood]

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"Yeah you can call me the king, they also call me the vet / haters can call me the reason their bitch ain't callin 'em back"

one of T.I. sickest lines ever

[chapweezy]

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"I'm all about ME, like Do-Re"

"I'm so fly, yall still at the terminal"

"I'm a MARTIAN, so gimme my space"

...

"Life is a BEACH, I'm just playin' in the sand"

no weezy in here

"Shoot you like Halo, give yo ass a halo." - Lil' Wayne (The Other Side/Dedication 4)

again wrong thread, they have one in the Lil Wayne section. This is for all music other then Wayne basically.

anyways heres my line.

" They say i'm the future but yet i'm giving niggas flashbacks,
of better days, when you aint have to settle for whatever played "
Dollar And A Dream II - J. Cole

[Hollyhood]

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no weezy in here

Aww my bad ...just edited the post

[ghostgoon]

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"I'm back at it, that savage
Mack-Daddy, black caddy and the seats Craftmatic
Lucky, had a rap habit kuz I had a black matic
Coffin ya, like a fabric softener, attack static
Little black magic, few crack addicts
Killin' 'em, now I'm killin' you wack gadgets
Black tactics, like a jackrabbit
She trife with no knife, back-stabbed it
Dagnabbed it, cocaine back-slab it
Don't have it, no prob, grab plastic
Get ya ass kicked, body in a casket
After that, put ya head in a basket
I got money in Dallas, like the Mavericks
Then, money in Ohio, like Pavlic"

KILLA CAM!!!
Intro- Camron & Vado off "Boss Of All Bosses 2"

"Cavi Rugby girls they wanna grab and hold me, console me and the 50's lookin like ravioli" Stop It Slime

[YoungTune.]

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"Like a tiger in a cooler I'm a cool cat" - Chris Brown | Fuck Um All