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  • Originally posted by Late122 View Post
    was busting for a shiit this afternoon so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to shit real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, shit in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one shit out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the shit smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with shit on it over in his cubicle.
    i needed this today

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    • Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
      My 23rd birthday today Slime.
      Happy Bday! Stay young & Strong!
      Life is beautiful but you don't have a clue

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      • Jimmy Mcnulty from The Wire rapping

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          • brah i swear without my glasses on i can't hear shit

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              • Yo I played Speed Racer like 80 times already.
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים

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                • Originally posted by legendarytunechi View Post
                  brah i swear without my glasses on i can't hear shit
                  I'm different, when i put on glasses i can't hear a thing lol

                  It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.

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                  • No HOMO WE SMOKING PENISES

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                    • Cheers guys! I'm lucky to be alive haha! I got destroyed last night and I am feeling it today :-(

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                      • Originally posted by legendarytunechi View Post
                        brah i swear without my glasses on i can't hear shit
                        Huh ?


                        Originally posted by Late122 View Post
                        I didn't find this funny ?


                        Originally posted by nickiminajsitonmyface View Post
                        Yo I played Speed Racer like 80 times already.
                        Young Thug killed it


                        Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
                        Cheers guys! I'm lucky to be alive haha! I got destroyed last night and I am feeling it today :-(
                        Alcohol ?

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                        • Originally posted by YMCMB357 View Post
                          Huh ?
                          it's a serious problem bro

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