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  • My 23rd birthday today Slime.

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    • Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
      My 23rd birthday today Slime.
      Happy birthday
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      • Originally posted by DesertRose View Post
        Happy birthday
        Thank you

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        • Originally posted by Late122 View Post
          was busting for a shiit this afternoon so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to shit real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, shit in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one shit out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the shit smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with shit on it over in his cubicle.

          It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.

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          • Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
            My 23rd birthday today Slime.
            Bruh are you 23? Was that pic of you smoking recent?
            Happy bday tho man what you got planned?

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            • Originally posted by zTunechi- View Post
              Bruh are you 23? Was that pic of you smoking recent?
              Happy bday tho man what you got planned?
              Yeah that's a recent pic man and yep I'm 23 today!

              Im going out with a few friends to get smashed lol .. Might not survive though!

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              • Pull up on the block, I'm speed racing.

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                • Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
                  My 23rd birthday today Slime.
                  happy bday brah

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                  • Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
                    Yeah that's a recent pic man and yep I'm 23 today!

                    Im going out with a few friends to get smashed lol .. Might not survive though!
                    Haha yeah man go on a bender, strip club if you have a good one in your area where bouts u live man

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                    • FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!!

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                      • Originally posted by LilMeazy View Post
                        My 23rd birthday today Slime.
                        Happy birthday

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                        • happy birthday [MENTION=40756]LilMeazy[/MENTION]

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