What hoodrat situations have you gone through?

[Speedy Gonzales]

THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

You know how it goes.
Describe the mood hoodrat-ish moment you can remember.
Let the games commence!

!!!IGNIT HOODRAT CREW!!!

[jvg]

I was chilling at the barbershop waiting for my line up and this BAD ass girl walks in looking fine af. this girl was just on point for no reason. I could tell she had a couple of years on her maybe 23 or 25 at the most. You already know what it is, a young fly ass nigga like me hit her up with that 'I'm 18, but I'm about it' smile. And right on fucking cue 7 little mothafuckas run up in the shop all loud and each one asking for something different. "mama i wana juice. mama i wana pee. mama i wann get a fade like boosie." so I gave her the benefit of the doubt, like maybe she watching her sister kids or something, right? Nah my nigga, I was so wrong all 7 of them was her kids. I always heard about these kind of hoes but i never saw one to this degree. I think every dude in there thoughts went from how fine she was to how many baby daddies she got. I say at least 4.

[SwagSwag]

So I had art class back in freshman year. We were doing still-life drawings (if you don't know what that means then google it). I started my sketch right before class ended. So I'm like ok I'll finish this next class. The next day I come in, its been a good day, I had a MEAN cheeseburger from our elegant school grill, to go with it I drank a some Life Water, shits going great. Our teacher tells us to go get our items for our still-life drawings & start drawing. Im like ok I gotta go piss out this Life Water, this is a good time. I go take a wiz, on my way back I stare at a hot bitch in some leggings. I get in my room & go to grab my still-life items. I find two of them but I can't find the third. It was this small vase looking thing. I look for it everywhere but I still can't find it. So I tell my teacher that I can't find it. She's like ok find another one. Im like oh hell no thats my fuggin vase & my sketch is looking good I don't want another item. Out of the corner of my eye I see this faggot, Pablo Picasso wanna be using my fucking vase. Rubbing his dirty fingers all over that shit. Im like "hey man thats my vase give it to me" he's like "no, get another one Im using it" & Im like "what do you mean you're using it, the shit is mine, hand it over" he's like "haaaa no"..... Im standing there for a good minute like this dude better give me my fucking vase back. I ask for it again & he's like "bro if you ask me one more time I'm gonna hit you" & Im like this pussy isn't about that life so I said it again & I added in bitch at the end. I was like "give me my vase... bitch" & he takes his hand & tries to bitch slap me. I wasn't having it so before he did I jabbed him in the ribs. He makes the gayest noise I ever make & starts groaning. I grab my vase & go to leave & he's like "FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOUR MOM IS A WHORE SHE SHOVES THAT VASE UP HER ASS". So I take the vase & smash it on the table like its a beer bottle. But the shit broke in a million pieces & I looked like an idiot. The teacher sent us down to the principal. This pussy cried & made up a fake story. But I just said he called me racist things so I didn't get in trouble...



One hunnid

[Speedy Gonzales]

I was chilling at the barbershop waiting for my line up and this BAD ass girl walks in looking fine af. this girl was just on point for no reason. I could tell she had a couple of years on her maybe 23 or 25 at the most. You already know what it is, a young fly ass nigga like me hit her up with that 'I'm 18, but I'm about it' smile. And right on fucking cue 7 little mothafuckas run up in the shop all loud and each one asking for something different. "mama i wana juice. mama i wana pee. mama i wann get a fade like boosie." so I gave her the benefit of the doubt, like maybe she watching her sister kids or something, right? Nah my nigga, I was so wrong all 7 of them was her kids. I always heard about these kind of hoes but i never saw one to this degree. I think every dude in there thoughts went from how fine she was to how many baby daddies she got. I say at least 4.

Well damn.

---------- Post added at 06:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:29 PM ----------

That burger though >

[SwagSwag]

My story was fake

[BrewCityYM]

Mane I Was At This Bitch Desirae House Just tha Other Week..... We On Tha Porch Blowin In shit

She tellin Me Bout Her BD's..... Then Her Kids Came Outside In Shit....Tha Youngest Shitted On Himself

Thats Shit Was Awful & Tha Bitch Actin Like She Didnt Smell Shit..... Her Oldest Was like 5 I think Lol why He Wasnt In School Idk lol

He Told Her Oldest To "Go Get Ummm. Go get" & Lil Dude Was Like "A Diaper" She Like Naw Go Get That Toy For The Youngest

Im Thinkin Like Bitch WTF. Yo Son Got Flies All Around Him In Shit. Yo Dumb Azz Talkin Bout Damn Its Plenty Flies

Bitch I Wonder Why..... lol I Still Fucked Before I Went To Work..... I Talked To Her Since Tho

[jvg]

RT

My story was fake

[DMC927]

I was chilling at the barbershop waiting for my line up and this BAD ass girl walks in looking fine af. this girl was just on point for no reason. I could tell she had a couple of years on her maybe 23 or 25 at the most. You already know what it is, a young fly ass nigga like me hit her up with that 'I'm 18, but I'm about it' smile. And right on fucking cue 7 little mothafuckas run up in the shop all loud and each one asking for something different. "mama i wana juice. mama i wana pee. mama i wann get a fade like boosie." so I gave her the benefit of the doubt, like maybe she watching her sister kids or something, right? Nah my nigga, I was so wrong all 7 of them was her kids. I always heard about these kind of hoes but i never saw one to this degree. I think every dude in there thoughts went from how fine she was to how many baby daddies she got. I say at least 4.

lol at the kids tryin to copy you .

[Zanee]

So I had art class back in freshman year. We were doing still-life drawings (if you don't know what that means then google it). I started my sketch right before class ended. So I'm like ok I'll finish this next class. The next day I come in, its been a good day, I had a MEAN cheeseburger from our elegant school grill, to go with it I drank a some Life Water, shits going great. Our teacher tells us to go get our items for our still-life drawings & start drawing. Im like ok I gotta go piss out this Life Water, this is a good time. I go take a wiz, on my way back I stare at a hot bitch in some leggings. I get in my room & go to grab my still-life items. I find two of them but I can't find the third. It was this small vase looking thing. I look for it everywhere but I still can't find it. So I tell my teacher that I can't find it. She's like ok find another one. Im like oh hell no thats my fuggin vase & my sketch is looking good I don't want another item. Out of the corner of my eye I see this faggot, Pablo Picasso wanna be using my fucking vase. Rubbing his dirty fingers all over that shit. Im like "hey man thats my vase give it to me" he's like "no, get another one Im using it" & Im like "what do you mean you're using it, the shit is mine, hand it over" he's like "haaaa no"..... Im standing there for a good minute like this dude better give me my fucking vase back. I ask for it again & he's like "bro if you ask me one more time I'm gonna hit you" & Im like this pussy isn't about that life so I said it again & I added in bitch at the end. I was like "give me my vase... bitch" & he takes his hand & tries to bitch slap me. I wasn't having it so before he did I jabbed him in the ribs. He makes the gayest noise I ever make & starts groaning. I grab my vase & go to leave & he's like "FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOUR MOM IS A WHORE SHE SHOVES THAT VASE UP HER ASS". So I take the vase & smash it on the table like its a beer bottle. But the shit broke in a million pieces & I looked like an idiot. The teacher sent us down to the principal. This pussy cried & made up a fake story. But I just said he called me racist things so I didn't get in trouble...



One hunnid

Lmfaooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Omfg I'm dying!!

[KidComet]

MORE MORE MORE!!!

[-_-]

So I had art class back in freshman year. We were doing still-life drawings (if you don't know what that means then google it). I started my sketch right before class ended. So I'm like ok I'll finish this next class. The next day I come in, its been a good day, I had a MEAN cheeseburger from our elegant school grill, to go with it I drank a some Life Water, shits going great. Our teacher tells us to go get our items for our still-life drawings & start drawing. Im like ok I gotta go piss out this Life Water, this is a good time. I go take a wiz, on my way back I stare at a hot bitch in some leggings. I get in my room & go to grab my still-life items. I find two of them but I can't find the third. It was this small vase looking thing. I look for it everywhere but I still can't find it. So I tell my teacher that I can't find it. She's like ok find another one. Im like oh hell no thats my fuggin vase & my sketch is looking good I don't want another item. Out of the corner of my eye I see this faggot, Pablo Picasso wanna be using my fucking vase. Rubbing his dirty fingers all over that shit. Im like "hey man thats my vase give it to me" he's like "no, get another one Im using it" & Im like "what do you mean you're using it, the shit is mine, hand it over" he's like "haaaa no"..... Im standing there for a good minute like this dude better give me my fucking vase back. I ask for it again & he's like "bro if you ask me one more time I'm gonna hit you" & Im like this pussy isn't about that life so I said it again & I added in bitch at the end. I was like "give me my vase... bitch" & he takes his hand & tries to bitch slap me. I wasn't having it so before he did I jabbed him in the ribs. He makes the gayest noise I ever make & starts groaning. I grab my vase & go to leave & he's like "FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOUR MOM IS A WHORE SHE SHOVES THAT VASE UP HER ASS". So I take the vase & smash it on the table like its a beer bottle. But the shit broke in a million pieces & I looked like an idiot. The teacher sent us down to the principal. This pussy cried & made up a fake story. But I just said he called me racist things so I didn't get in trouble...



One hunnid

I guess I'll tell one of my stories since everyone else is saying their experiences.
I remember when I used to live in the ghetto, life was hard as fuck at times. I used to live with my grandma, in a 2 room apartment. We couldn't really take a shower while someone else was using water elsewhere in the house so we had to do them separately. Me and my brother lived off of her retirement money and none of us were old enough to get real jobs at the time. To make side money I used to mow the lawn for random neighbors who were much richer than us. One day one of my neighbors asked me to mow her lawn for $15 dollars and I said yes. So I went inside, got my grandmas mower and brought it down stairs and starting mowing her lawn. She stared at me for a minute, and I was getting kinda wierded out but I just kept doing what I had to do. After I finished mowing the lawn she told me to come inside to get the reward money. I cautiously went inside the house, I really didn't want to go inside at first but I really needed the money. I waited in the kitchen and she called me into a room to come get it for her. Next thing you know I found the door locked when I closed it and the women standing in the middle of the room butt booty ass naked. Her hair was long and flowed all the way down her back, however; I think she had extensions in here hair. I had gym shorts on so when I seen her naked I immediately had an erection. She walked over and grabbed my jimmy and gave me a look like This has been the first time someone has ever grabbed my jimmy other then myself. She handled me. She through me on the bed and raped me. Her fake nails ripped skin off my chest, she bounced out my dick like she just finished watching a twerk team video. It was amazing....My eyes rolled back behind my head, and my kept on shaking. It only lasted about 17 seconds, but it was one of the best moments of my life. After I climaxed she turned around and gave me the money and said "that was just a bonus". I went home terrified but also excited at the same time. I got my $20 and lost my virginity. Eventually we moved out my grandmas house and moved in with my auntie in the city. But, till this day I'm a little stuck on the fact that I never went back to go visit the women that took my virginity. I wonder if she still remembers me. I kinda miss living in the hood. I learned so much from everybody living there.

I was chilling at the barbershop waiting for my line up and this BAD ass girl walks in looking fine af. this girl was just on point for no reason. I could tell she had a couple of years on her maybe 23 or 25 at the most. You already know what it is, a young fly ass nigga like me hit her up with that 'I'm 18, but I'm about it' smile. And right on fucking cue 7 little mothafuckas run up in the shop all loud and each one asking for something different. "mama i wana juice. mama i wana pee. mama i wann get a fade like boosie." so I gave her the benefit of the doubt, like maybe she watching her sister kids or something, right? Nah my nigga, I was so wrong all 7 of them was her kids. I always heard about these kind of hoes but i never saw one to this degree. I think every dude in there thoughts went from how fine she was to how many baby daddies she got. I say at least 4.

wtf lol

[Flame Beats]

I guess I'll tell one of my stories since everyone else is saying their experiences.
I remember when I used to live in the ghetto, life was hard as fuck at times. I used to live with my grandma, in a 2 room apartment. We couldn't really take a shower while someone else was using water elsewhere in the house so we had to do them separately. Me and my brother lived off of her retirement money and none of us were old enough to get real jobs at the time. To make side money I used to mow the lawn for random neighbors who were much richer than us. One day one of my neighbors asked me to mow her lawn for $15 dollars and I said yes. So I went inside, got my grandmas mower and brought it down stairs and starting mowing her lawn. She stared at me for a minute, and I was getting kinda wierded out but I just kept doing what I had to do. After I finished mowing the lawn she told me to come inside to get the reward money. I cautiously went inside the house, I really didn't want to go inside at first but I really needed the money. I waited in the kitchen and she called me into a room to come get it for her. Next thing you know I found the door locked when I closed it and the women standing in the middle of the room butt booty ass naked. Her hair was long and flowed all the way down her back, however; I think she had extensions in here hair. I had gym shorts on so when I seen her naked I immediately had an erection. She walked over and grabbed my jimmy and gave me a look like This has been the first time someone has ever grabbed my jimmy other then myself. She handled me. She through me on the bed and raped me. Her fake nails ripped skin off my chest, she bounced out my dick like she just finished watching a twerk team video. It was amazing....My eyes rolled back behind my head, and my kept on shaking. It only lasted about 17 seconds, but it was one of the best moments of my life. After I climaxed she turned around and gave me the money and said "that was just a bonus". I went home terrified but also excited at the same time. I got my $20 and lost my virginity. Eventually we moved out my grandmas house and moved in with my auntie in the city. But, till this day I'm a little stuck on the fact that I never went back to go visit the women that took my virginity. I wonder if she still remembers me. I kinda miss living in the hood. I learned so much from everybody living there.

so essentially you were a $20 child prostitute...


I can dig it...