Well first thing to pop up in my mind, true story:
Me and a friend gaming, chilling, stalking hoes on facebook, you know living the good life in wifebeaters.
My friend needs to empty his spine so as he went off to have a couple of minutes backing up his snickers, I came up with the idea to scare the fuck out of him when he was finished in there. I was low on sleep, everything seemed funny.
I let him do his thing, I can hear him getting finished in there next door so I hide myself behind some clothes hanging outside the door.
I was standing there holding my laughs inside imagining him passing out or something as I jump out right before his eyes. Easiest dude to scare for real.
The door opens, I jump out there like MOTHERFUCKEEEEER, and it was done. The world had fucked me over bigtime. My big brother had brought this chick home, and she was in there. Never seen her before, and there I was standing in my boxers with a girl almost flat out dead in front of me. Can't even remember what the fuck I said to her, I just stumbled my way back to my room fast as fuck. As if it wasn't enought my friend came back from the other toilet right in time to witness it all, so when I was getting the fuck out of there I see him stuggling to stand on his feet behind me.
Damn worst moment ever.
Me and a friend gaming, chilling, stalking hoes on facebook, you know living the good life in wifebeaters.
My friend needs to empty his spine so as he went off to have a couple of minutes backing up his snickers, I came up with the idea to scare the fuck out of him when he was finished in there. I was low on sleep, everything seemed funny.
I let him do his thing, I can hear him getting finished in there next door so I hide myself behind some clothes hanging outside the door.
I was standing there holding my laughs inside imagining him passing out or something as I jump out right before his eyes. Easiest dude to scare for real.
The door opens, I jump out there like MOTHERFUCKEEEEER, and it was done. The world had fucked me over bigtime. My big brother had brought this chick home, and she was in there. Never seen her before, and there I was standing in my boxers with a girl almost flat out dead in front of me. Can't even remember what the fuck I said to her, I just stumbled my way back to my room fast as fuck. As if it wasn't enought my friend came back from the other toilet right in time to witness it all, so when I was getting the fuck out of there I see him stuggling to stand on his feet behind me.
Damn worst moment ever.
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