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  • #25
    Well first thing to pop up in my mind, true story:


    Me and a friend gaming, chilling, stalking hoes on facebook, you know living the good life in wifebeaters.
    My friend needs to empty his spine so as he went off to have a couple of minutes backing up his snickers, I came up with the idea to scare the fuck out of him when he was finished in there. I was low on sleep, everything seemed funny.

    I let him do his thing, I can hear him getting finished in there next door so I hide myself behind some clothes hanging outside the door.
    I was standing there holding my laughs inside imagining him passing out or something as I jump out right before his eyes. Easiest dude to scare for real.

    The door opens, I jump out there like MOTHERFUCKEEEEER, and it was done. The world had fucked me over bigtime. My big brother had brought this chick home, and she was in there. Never seen her before, and there I was standing in my boxers with a girl almost flat out dead in front of me. Can't even remember what the fuck I said to her, I just stumbled my way back to my room fast as fuck. As if it wasn't enought my friend came back from the other toilet right in time to witness it all, so when I was getting the fuck out of there I see him stuggling to stand on his feet behind me.

    Damn worst moment ever.
    Last edited by Iamhiph0p; 03-11-2013, 08:42 AM.
    Take it out the wrapper, sit it on the stove
    Break a gram off and put it in my bitch nose
    She tells me how it feels, she's numb, she's froze
    Bitch! wake up and help me cook these o's
    I gotta get my cake up see all I eat is dough
    I'm a dangerous mothafucka watch your feets, your toes

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    • #26
      [QUOTE=JSPR;1060041]LOOOOOLLL


      http://www.lilwaynehq.com/forums/gen...-get-swag.html[/QUOTE

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      • #27
        I remember I posted that story right around the time I started posting on this site

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        • #28
          Portsmouth is hoodrat central . I've been dealing with them 16 out of my 17 years of life

          Too many stories. I hate these hoes' demeanor. They don't know how to handle themselves.
          "Armed and dangerous, rich and famous, young and restless
          Guns and stretchers
          Cristal and dubs for breakfast
          I just got one suggestion - none should test him
          'Cause cuz get hectic; send one through your sons intestines
          Glocks knock lungs from chests, you get the portrait?
          Bodies piled up on porches, it won't be gorgeous"

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          • #29
            Don't know what the fuck a hoodrat situation is

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            • #30
              i was at the bitches house, she made hotdogs.......... bitch had NO ketchup

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              • #31
                Originally posted by Jeffryyyy View Post
                i was at the bitches house, she made hotdogs.......... bitch had NO ketchup

                I would of stabbed that bitch in the neck with a fork

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                • #32
                  bump bumpidity bump




                  #FREEVELVET

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                  • #33
                    I met a girl in the club for the first time and after a few hours she was already showing me her nipples and letting me feel her clit cause she had them all pierced

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                    • #34
                      Originally posted by jvg View Post
                      I was chilling at the barbershop waiting for my line up and this BAD ass girl walks in looking fine af. this girl was just on point for no reason. I could tell she had a couple of years on her maybe 23 or 25 at the most. You already know what it is, a young fly ass nigga like me hit her up with that 'I'm 18, but I'm about it' smile. And right on fucking cue 7 little mothafuckas run up in the shop all loud and each one asking for something different. "mama i wana juice. mama i wana pee. mama i wann get a fade like boosie." so I gave her the benefit of the doubt, like maybe she watching her sister kids or something, right? Nah my nigga, I was so wrong all 7 of them was her kids. I always heard about these kind of hoes but i never saw one to this degree. I think every dude in there thoughts went from how fine she was to how many baby daddies she got. I say at least 4.

                      im crying




                      #FREEVELVET

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                      • #35
                        Originally posted by Waynasite View Post
                        I met a girl in the club for the first time and after a few hours she was already showing me her nipples and letting me feel her clit cause she had them all pierced
                        did you show her your stinky lil dick?

                        I hate them thirsty bitches
                        Cut them off like circumcision
                        -Lil Wayne

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                        • #36
                          Im 14 and didnt shave my pubic hair(on my vagina)...my brother had a pool party.hes 16 and im 14 Our parents werent there because my dad was having a minor surgery. I got ready for the party. I walk out in my swimsuit. All of my bros friends were in the pool. When i walked out they looked at my crotch strangely. My bro yelled hey kristin...u got ur crazy crotch hair stickin out! I died there!!! I wish tht was the end. They whispered something. My bro jumped out of the pool and grabbed me. His friends followed him. They ripped my bottoms off and yelled now All her hAir is exposed! They pulled my top off...my bro whispered sumthin. They put my bottoms on.I thought my ordeal was over. They then walked me over to a fence. They lifted up the back of my bottoms and hung me there....worst wedgie ever!!!! They made the pain even worse...now ive had a lot of wedgies bein the school outcast but this never happened. They pulled up my bottoms up in the front 2 And tied it on the fence so my bottoms were wedged up in my crotch and vagina too!! I cried...they left me hanging there for about 30 minutes. Then they stripped me down again And tied me to the fence..they smeared mayonaise in my vagina. Then put butter on my boobs and syrup on my butt!! They slaPped my butt and using a rope gave me wedgies. They smacked my boobs and twisted my nipples.i cried so hard...they then told me tht i had to do whatever they said or elese they would torture me. I agreed and they untied me...first i had to give my self a wedgie using the rope. Then i had to go run around the block. I cried during that jog. While running my parents drove by And let me hop in the car...my bro got grounded for 2 months

                          It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.

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