What hoodrat situations have you gone through?

[LilTeezy]

Im 14 and didnt shave my pubic hair(on my vagina)...my brother had a pool party.hes 16 and im 14 Our parents werent there because my dad was having a minor surgery. I got ready for the party. I walk out in my swimsuit. All of my bros friends were in the pool. When i walked out they looked at my crotch strangely. My bro yelled hey kristin...u got ur crazy crotch hair stickin out! I died there!!! I wish tht was the end. They whispered something. My bro jumped out of the pool and grabbed me. His friends followed him. They ripped my bottoms off and yelled now All her hAir is exposed! They pulled my top off...my bro whispered sumthin. They put my bottoms on.I thought my ordeal was over. They then walked me over to a fence. They lifted up the back of my bottoms and hung me there....worst wedgie ever!!!! They made the pain even worse...now ive had a lot of wedgies bein the school outcast but this never happened. They pulled up my bottoms up in the front 2 And tied it on the fence so my bottoms were wedged up in my crotch and vagina too!! I cried...they left me hanging there for about 30 minutes. Then they stripped me down again And tied me to the fence..they smeared mayonaise in my vagina. Then put butter on my boobs and syrup on my butt!! They slaPped my butt and using a rope gave me wedgies. They smacked my boobs and twisted my nipples.i cried so hard...they then told me tht i had to do whatever they said or elese they would torture me. I agreed and they untied me...first i had to give my self a wedgie using the rope. Then i had to go run around the block. I cried during that jog. While running my parents drove by And let me hop in the car...my bro got grounded for 2 months

yo wtf was that

[LilTunƎchi]

yo wtf was that

My neighbour, Alex, was over at my house one day, and we were on the trampoline. (BTW, he's 1 year younger than me) and we were jumping and fooling around like we usually do. We usually joke around and kiss each other on the cheek and everything. But I went to purposely fall down, and he landed at the same time as me. But his legs sorta flew open and I fell down right between them, and he started laughing. I jumped up and almost fell down ontop of him. Then, later on, I was kidding with him and said that if he grabbed my boob, which he did, that I was gonna bite his thumb (lame, I know, but it's a long story) so he did, and I grabbed his thumb, but he didn't think I was actually gonna bite him. But I did, and he said it didn't hurt. So I chomped down on his thumb, and he yelled out and laughed. Then he started yelling "Kiss it!" "Suck on it! Suck on it!" And he was shoving his thumb in my face, but what makes it super embarrassing is that my front door was open, and my dad was in our living room, and he heard everything that Alex was yelling, and it sounded so wrong..... But it was hilarous and even now he keeps on telling me to 'suck on it' and whenever he says that, people think he really means 'SUCK ON IT!'

[LilTeezy]

My neighbour, Alex, was over at my house one day, and we were on the trampoline. (BTW, he's 1 year younger than me) and we were jumping and fooling around like we usually do. We usually joke around and kiss each other on the cheek and everything. But I went to purposely fall down, and he landed at the same time as me. But his legs sorta flew open and I fell down right between them, and he started laughing. I jumped up and almost fell down ontop of him. Then, later on, I was kidding with him and said that if he grabbed my boob, which he did, that I was gonna bite his thumb (lame, I know, but it's a long story) so he did, and I grabbed his thumb, but he didn't think I was actually gonna bite him. But I did, and he said it didn't hurt. So I chomped down on his thumb, and he yelled out and laughed. Then he started yelling "Kiss it!" "Suck on it! Suck on it!" And he was shoving his thumb in my face, but what makes it super embarrassing is that my front door was open, and my dad was in our living room, and he heard everything that Alex was yelling, and it sounded so wrong..... But it was hilarous and even now he keeps on telling me to 'suck on it' and whenever he says that, people think he really means 'SUCK ON IT!'

u got open way to think bro

[nyberg]

I met a girl in the club for the first time and after a few hours she was already showing me her nipples and letting me feel her clit cause she had them all pierced

Did you get laid?

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

Im 14 and didnt shave my pubic hair(on my vagina)...my brother had a pool party.hes 16 and im 14 Our parents werent there because my dad was having a minor surgery. I got ready for the party. I walk out in my swimsuit. All of my bros friends were in the pool. When i walked out they looked at my crotch strangely. My bro yelled hey kristin...u got ur crazy crotch hair stickin out! I died there!!! I wish tht was the end. They whispered something. My bro jumped out of the pool and grabbed me. His friends followed him. They ripped my bottoms off and yelled now All her hAir is exposed! They pulled my top off...my bro whispered sumthin. They put my bottoms on.I thought my ordeal was over. They then walked me over to a fence. They lifted up the back of my bottoms and hung me there....worst wedgie ever!!!! They made the pain even worse...now ive had a lot of wedgies bein the school outcast but this never happened. They pulled up my bottoms up in the front 2 And tied it on the fence so my bottoms were wedged up in my crotch and vagina too!! I cried...they left me hanging there for about 30 minutes. Then they stripped me down again And tied me to the fence..they smeared mayonaise in my vagina. Then put butter on my boobs and syrup on my butt!! They slaPped my butt and using a rope gave me wedgies. They smacked my boobs and twisted my nipples.i cried so hard...they then told me tht i had to do whatever they said or elese they would torture me. I agreed and they untied me...first i had to give my self a wedgie using the rope. Then i had to go run around the block. I cried during that jog. While running my parents drove by And let me hop in the car...my bro got grounded for 2 months

Huh?!

I met a girl one night at a bar. I was completely trashed. we went back to my apartment, and i knew i was way too drunk to get an erection, but i tried to have sex anyway..

turns i didnt need an erection. she was well loose enough for me to slip right in regardless of hardness

[LilTunƎchi]

Huh?!

I met a girl one night at a bar. I was completely trashed. we went back to my apartment, and i knew i was way too drunk to get an erection, but i tried to have sex anyway..

turns i didnt need an erection. she was well loose enough for me to slip right in regardless of hardness

Highschool, Jr. Year. First day of class. Teacher walks in, it's an older wrinkly guy with a stache. A little weird looking. His shirt is only tucked in on one side. Every one is just getting the wrong vibe from this guy. Like, he's not all there in the head. He's got a manic look in his eyes. He's creepy.
He starts going through attendance, not looking up the whole time. Then he gets to my name. Starts to say it, then stops. Looks up, scans the room, looks directly at me. "Ah, Mr. 102194, I'm glad you're here. How's your family? Is your little sister still playing the piano? Is that model ship still on your dresser? Is your room still blue?"
I'm shocked, mortified. I can't find the words to respond, this creeper has just described my family, and the fucking room I sleep in at night.
"Ah, of course it is, it's only been what? A week?"
Then he goes back to attendance. Panics were had that day.
But anyway, the next day I find out the old crazy guy is my uncles best friend, and they and my dad decided to pull a prank on me for my first day. The teacher wasn't so crazy looking the rest of the year, he shaved the pedo stache (which he grew specifically for the prank, apparently), dressed better, stopped making his eye twitch, etc.
I have to admit, it was a good prank, even if I was terrified of being murdered for a day or two

[MORO551]

Yo @LilTunƎchi you copyin these from Yahoo Answers or something lol?

[nyberg]

Yo @LilTunƎchi you copyin these from Yahoo Answers or something lol?

The last one is from reddit What is the funniest, real-life story you can tell? : AskReddit

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[LilTunƎchi]

Yo @LilTunƎchi you copyin these from Yahoo Answers or something lol?

Yes lol, cmon i said i have a vagina in two of them everyone should've figured it out

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The last one is from reddit What is the funniest, real-life story you can tell? : AskReddit

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Page is funny af

[Lil wayne prezident]

I met a girl in the club for the first time and after a few hours she was already showing me her nipples and letting me feel her clit cause she had them all pierced

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

this thread has potential

[Wisheezy]

I met a girl in the club for the first time and after a few hours she was already showing me her nipples and letting me feel her clit cause she had them all pierced

get a std check