Official Dating/Relationship advice thread

[Rockstar Wayne]

i need advice on my problem. i'm straight and totally attracted to females but sometimes i dream about having a cock in my ass. anyone else have the same fantasies?

Are you gay bro?

[back on my bullish*t]

i need advice on my problem. i'm straight and totally attracted to females but sometimes i dream about having a cock in my ass. anyone else have the same fantasies?

bruh

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

What's the best way to lose your virginity?

Last time I tried I couldn't get my penis hard (cause of nerves i think)

But when I went home I put on some porn and I was hard as a hammer

Take Viagra. You'll be ready for anything

Lol, the past is in the paaast

Classic

[Wayne_Fan_101]

This is our thread bro

@ WeEeEeEzZzZyYy

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

I don't even know which members are male or female in here..

[lilwayne-carter]

the friend zone is the worst thing in life

especially when you spend a lot of money on a female

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

the friend zone is the worst thing in life

especially when you spend a lot of money on a female

I submit that the friend zone is a myth.. I've always had more luck in the friend zone than out of it. If you're in the friend zone you fucked up more than once in the tuning phase imo.

For some reason, the majority of girls don't seem to fall for guys who are nice, kind, respectful etc etc. If you're playing those cards, you need to mix in a little danger or aloofness as well. I've seen guys who treat girls like their best friend, buying them shit all the time, driving them places, doing them favours constantly. Then, they get confused when the girl has no romantic feelings for them.

No girl wants to have sex with a guy who says thank you afterwards, and who offers to wipe their vagina for them so they dont get pussy stank on their hands.

Fuck the friend zone. You gotta be smart about that shit. If you're in the friend zone it's your own damn fault

[Zimmie]

I submit that the friend zone is a myth.. I've always had more luck in the friend zone than out of it. If you're in the friend zone you fucked up more than once in the tuning phase imo.

For some reason, the majority of girls don't seem to fall for guys who are nice, kind, respectful etc etc. If you're playing those cards, you need to mix in a little danger or aloofness as well. I've seen guys who treat girls like their best friend, buying them shit all the time, driving them places, doing them favours constantly. Then, they get confused when the girl has no romantic feelings for them.

No girl wants to have sex with a guy who says thank you afterwards, and who offers to wipe their vagina for them so they dont get pussy stank on their hands.

Fuck the friend zone. You gotta be smart about that shit. If you're in the friend zone it's your own damn fault

Have to agree tbh i mean i've been placed in the friendzone and shit cause i didnt act when i was suppose to tbh

[Liz]

I think just saying something would get some guys out of the friend zone. Sorry if I'm old fashion but I've always preferred guys to make the first move. I think a lot of girls still do.

notice I said some, not all.

[Mnjaro]

I've never had a problem with the friend zone either, fucked 2 of my girl friends, made out with another 2

[lilwayne-carter]

I submit that the friend zone is a myth.. I've always had more luck in the friend zone than out of it. If you're in the friend zone you fucked up more than once in the tuning phase imo.

For some reason, the majority of girls don't seem to fall for guys who are nice, kind, respectful etc etc. If you're playing those cards, you need to mix in a little danger or aloofness as well. I've seen guys who treat girls like their best friend, buying them shit all the time, driving them places, doing them favours constantly. Then, they get confused when the girl has no romantic feelings for them.

No girl wants to have sex with a guy who says thank you afterwards, and who offers to wipe their vagina for them so they dont get pussy stank on their hands.

Fuck the friend zone. You gotta be smart about that shit. If you're in the friend zone it's your own damn fault

give me tips what i can say to a girl then please

im kinda that guy with this girl i like right now

i even gave her money to get home cause i felt bad i couldn't walk her home

thats how lame i am

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

Have to agree tbh i mean i've been placed in the friendzone and shit cause i didnt act when i was suppose to tbh

exactly. the key is to strike whilst the iron is hot.

I think just saying something would get some guys out of the friend zone. Sorry if I'm old fashion but I've always preferred guys to make the first move. I think a lot of girls still do.

notice I said some, not all.

i suffer from this. I hate making the first move cause I got rejected a lot as a youngster. I think that shapes a lot of your adult actions.

Basically, if you're a girl waiting for the guy to make the first move, why are you not making the move for them? How many attractive girls have been rejected by guys? Probably zero. What have you got to lose from making the first move? Maybe the guy will lose confidence and turn in to a girly mess, but then you can just ditch him and move on to the next one

I've never had a problem with the friend zone either, fucked 2 of my girl friends, made out with another 2

well played sir

give me tips what i can say to a girl then please

im kinda that guy with this girl i like right now

i even gave her money to get home cause i felt bad i couldn't walk her home

thats how lame i am

That's not lame bro. You just need to have some confidence. What is the worst that can happen? She rejects you, and you move on.

All the guys you see who have no problems picking up girls all have one thing in common. They don't give a fuck about getting rejected. I learnt from one of the best, a bloke who took me under his wing and said "Even Brad Pitt is going to strike out 60% of the time. You're going to be closer to 90% of the time. So what do you do? Do you hit on one girl every 5 weeks, and get laid once a year? Or do you hit on ten girls a week and get laid once a week?"

One night this guy, I kid you not, turned up to the club wearing thongs (sandals) with pink toenail polish on his toes. I said what the fuck are you doing?! He said watch this.. Girls literally flocked to him, asking him about his pink nail polish. They thought he was gay. I just sat back and picked off one of the weaker ones..

Confidence!! If you get rejected who gives a fuck. You'll never know if you don't ask.