Official Dating/Relationship advice thread

[AishThaks]

I don't understand girls at all

I hate being lonely

just do them bra no need to understand!

[Mnjaro]

Dam he did what? Fuk dat bitch with no rubber, make her pregnant and move away tbh lul

Lmao ya i was pretty rattled when I found out, but I got over it lol, in the words of Ray J I hit it first lmao, me and her were cool too once we ended it so it's not like I still hated her once they started dating

[LilTunƎchi]

Lmao ya i was pretty rattled when I found out, but I got over it lol, in the words of Ray J I hit it first lmao, me and her were cool too once we ended it so it's not like I still hated her once they started dating

You won't believe the situation i'm in lol. 3 yearz ago my ex's friends were telling her to leave me and she was listening to them so i left her, i also found out they were telling her to date some other nigga and she did, anyways a few months ago she came back crawling to me and was telling her friends to convince me to get back with her and i shut her down badly and told her i have a gf. well i didn't shut her down at first i gave her few mixed signals and so she gave me some head and let me go squeezing all over her body and wanted to fuck but i said no cuz i have a gf. then i shut her down, only to see one of my close friends was all so quick to ask her out and she said yes because she didn't want to be alone " i've been told that by one of her friends " THE THING IS the next day i saw her in some restaurant with another nigga out on a date i refused to tell my friend because he doesn't deserve it. she's playing both of them at the moment i'm writing this post lol. Dafuq is she for a whore anyway?

" i got news for the monogamous niggas, your bitch fuckin anonymous niggas "

[Flame Beats]

my girl put us on a "break"
All because I'm too boring and don't listen. That and she doesn't know what she wants right now.

shiiiitt how do I change and keep her?

Been with her for 6 months and known her for a year. that's my bae right there.
SPOILER
seriously though

[nickiminajsitonmyface]

my girl put us on a "break"
All because I'm too boring and don't listen. That and she doesn't know what she wants right now.

shiiiitt how do I change and keep her?

Been with her for 6 months and known her for a year. that's my bae right there.
SPOILER
seriously though

Hope it all works out for you. We've been cool I think in the past on here. You're a really good dude. I'm on lack of sleep for like 3 weeks straight because I've just been loving life so much and not wanting to sleep and I'm bugging out now and drinking and chain smoking but lol besides my feelings. Tbh, 6 months isn't that long. How do you change and keep her. "She doesn't know what she wants right now."

That's a really shitty statement . Tell her you're gay and that she's just made you realized it. LOL, kidding. Maybe she found a dude who's in her mind not "boring" and "listens."

Take that with a grain of salt though. I would keep my distance, just don't text her or call her. Take a break. If you love em' let em' go. Not for too long though. After a few weeks maybe more text her something but don't start a super full blown out conversation. Keep it like 2 or 3 responses maximum. Let her get the last word, not you.

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

You won't believe the situation i'm in lol. 3 yearz ago my ex's friends were telling her to leave me and she was listening to them so i left her, i also found out they were telling her to date some other nigga and she did, anyways a few months ago she came back crawling to me and was telling her friends to convince me to get back with her and i shut her down badly and told her i have a gf. well i didn't shut her down at first i gave her few mixed signals and so she gave me some head and let me go squeezing all over her body and wanted to fuck but i said no cuz i have a gf. then i shut her down, only to see one of my close friends was all so quick to ask her out and she said yes because she didn't want to be alone " i've been told that by one of her friends " THE THING IS the next day i saw her in some restaurant with another nigga out on a date i refused to tell my friend because he doesn't deserve it. she's playing both of them at the moment i'm writing this post lol. Dafuq is she for a whore anyway?

" i got news for the monogamous niggas, your bitch fuckin anonymous niggas "

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the dormitory
"Yo, could you tell me where is door three?"
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in her mouth
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

[Wisheezy]

my girl put us on a "break"
All because I'm too boring and don't listen. That and she doesn't know what she wants right now.

shiiiitt how do I change and keep her?

Been with her for 6 months and known her for a year. that's my bae right there.
SPOILER
seriously though

Honestly a break means she wants to leave you. I'll be blunt and straight to the point with you because I had this once. She wants a break to leave you, whether it's because she's too much of a pussy to straight up end it with you and wants to soften the blow/slowly get away or it's because she wants to see other people/has someone there to warrant a break worth her time.

If you had issues she'd communicate with you and you would also, to fix whatever is bugger her or you about the relationship. IMO a break just screams I don't want to work on it/I want to break up. If you want her back you need to tell her you're happy to give her space but a break sounds like you don't want us anymore. I guess you need to tell her you want to talk about it all and try to fix whatever she's unhappy with and that a break is wrong for it unless she just wants to call things a day without trying to fix things.

Good luck..

[LilTunƎchi]

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the dormitory
"Yo, could you tell me where is door three?"
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in her mouth
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Damn

[My Hubbie]

honestly a break means she wants to leave you. I'll be blunt and straight to the point with you because i had this once. She wants a break to leave you, whether it's because she's too much of a pussy to straight up end it with you and wants to soften the blow/slowly get away or it's because she wants to see other people/has someone there to warrant a break worth her time.

If you had issues she'd communicate with you and you would also, to fix whatever is bugger her or you about the relationship. Imo a break just screams i don't want to work on it/i want to break up. If you want her back you need to tell her you're happy to give her space but a break sounds like you don't want us anymore. I guess you need to tell her you want to talk about it all and try to fix whatever she's unhappy with and that a break is wrong for it unless she just wants to call things a day without trying to fix things.

Good luck..

l m fucking a o

[Wisheezy]

l m fucking a o

What's funny ?

[Waynasite]

What about them u dont understand?

Like how I can be getting into a girl and then she is also talking to other boys

Like wtf smh

when i was younger i didnt understand them either. apparently they want loud, brash, jock guys. they like to feel cool, they love attention, and they think they get more attention if they date popular, big, extroverted guys.

not all girls of course. but the ones we lust over

It sucks

[nickiminajsitonmyface]

Like how I can be getting into a girl and then she is also talking to other boys

Like wtf smh


It sucks

Throw condom water balloons at her boyfriends.