Official Joke Thread

[NolaKid504]

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Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

good one

[YoungTune.]

Re: Official Joke Thread

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

Anyways..
Your momma's like a shotgun 1 cock and shes ready to blow

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night

[-Nino-]

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[quote=Tuneche]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

Anyways..
Your momma's like a shotgun 1 cock and shes ready to blow

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night [/quote:1dhgsuml]

Your momma is so nasty, she's like a Hockey player, she changes her pads once every three periods.
Im gonna stop there dont wanna you cry.

[YoungTune.]

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[quote=Killabeatz][quote=Tuneche]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

Anyways..
Your momma's like a shotgun 1 cock and shes ready to blow

Ya Mama So Nasty Cows With Mad Cow Run From Her


You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night [/quote:1hu7mjad]

Your momma is so nasty, she's like a Hockey player, she changes her pads once every three periods.
Im gonna stop there dont wanna you cry. [/quote:1hu7mjad]

[Mr Xclusive]

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if it doesnt stand up and look you in the eye...beat it

[Franknstein]

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[quote=Killabeatz][quote=Tuneche]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

Anyways..
Your momma's like a shotgun 1 cock and shes ready to blow

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night [/quote:65o0sfsk]

Your momma is so nasty, she's like a Hockey player, she changes her pads once every three periods.
Im gonna stop there dont wanna you cry. [/quote:65o0sfsk]
Winner

[Speedy Gonzales]

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if it doesnt stand up and look you in the eye...beat it

ahahahaha! GOT DAYUM!
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I also got one:

Knock, Knock...
You: Who's There?
Yo!
You: Yo who?
YO MOMMA, STUPID MUTHA SUCKA!!!!!

[iGot5onit]

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Before I was born God asked me "You have two choices, you can either have long-term memory or a big dick". I forgot which one i chose.

[YoungTune.]

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Before I was born God asked me "You have two choices, you can either have long-term memory or a big dick". I forgot which one i chose.

What happened to the posts in this thread? They were vacationing in Haiti.


Did you hear the New National Anthem in Haiti? Its now "When the Walls come Tumbling Down"

[YoungTune.]

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[quote=EC_Franknstein][quote=Killabeatz][quote=Tuneche]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

Anyways..
Your momma's like a shotgun 1 cock and shes ready to blow

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night [/quote:t404jj5h]

Your momma is so nasty, she's like a Hockey player, she changes her pads once every three periods.
Im gonna stop there dont wanna you cry. [/quote:t404jj5h]
Winner [/quote:t404jj5h]

I'll Get You Next Time Killa

[JrockHQ]

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[quote=Tuneche][quote=EC_Franknstein][quote=Killabeatz][quote=Tuneche]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her.

Ya Mommas Like A Christmas Tree. Everyone Hangs There Balls On Her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

I heard ya mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank.. The boss caught her drinking on the job...

Anyways..
Your momma's like a shotgun 1 cock and shes ready to blow

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night [/quote:39myacxv]

Your momma is so nasty, she's like a Hockey player, she changes her pads once every three periods.
Im gonna stop there dont wanna you cry. [/quote:39myacxv]
Winner [/quote:39myacxv]

I'll Get You Next Time Killa [/quote:39myacxv]

HAHA str8 Owned

[iGot5onit]

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Before I was born God asked me "You have two choices, you can either have long-term memory or a big dick". I forgot which one i chose.

What happened to the posts in this thread? They were vacationing in Haiti.


Did you hear the New National Anthem in Haiti? Its now "When the Walls come Tumbling Down"

LOL damn gods gonna kill me for laughing at that one