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LMAO
Originally posted by Chainz
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What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Why dont blind men skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where-ever you left it.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
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dont take offense in to these jokes. I REALLY MEAN DONT TAKE OFFENSE I DONT REALLY MEAN IT JUST SOME JOKES I HEARD ABOUT IT!
How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the celing.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn't know he's black
How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?
Hang him in the back.
What's green, pink, purple and orange?
A black guy dressed for church.
Why are black people so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail
What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do black people put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
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a man driving his car runs a woman over. whose fault is it? his! what is he doing driving in his kitchen?
no chris brown
, i mean no offense to women
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lol i liked the last one...its true!!!Originally posted by CashMoneyMillionaireWhat did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Why dont blind men skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where-ever you left it.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
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dont take offense in to these jokes. I REALLY MEAN DONT TAKE OFFENSE I DONT REALLY MEAN IT JUST SOME JOKES I HEARD ABOUT IT!
Why do black people wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips.
How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the celing.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn't know he's black
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
He's black
How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?
Hang him in the back.
What do you do when you see a black guy with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load
What's green, pink, purple and orange?
A nigger dressed for church.
Why are black people so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail
What are 3 things you can't give a black guy?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do black people put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
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lmaoo.....
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Originally posted by JAiME ft. WEEZY
Im totally gonna say that tomorrow at school! LMFAO 
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What happens to a midget that runs between a womans legs?
He gets a clit round the ear and a flap in the face
Not trying to be racist or offensive now but:
I adopted a retarded chinese kid the other day. Keeping with his culture I called him Sum-ting Wong
I went to my local gun shop the other day and asked the man behind the counter for the biggest gun he had as I wanted to practice shooting some cans in my back garden. He asked my what kind of cans I would be shooting.
"Africans, Jamaicans, Mexicans and Americans" I answered.
New boy band in Haiti called new block on the kids.Comment
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ROFLOriginally posted by bliss47What happens to a midget that runs between a womans legs?
He gets a clit round the ear and a flap in the face
Not trying to be racist or offensive now but:
I adopted a retarded chinese kid the other day. Keeping with his culture I called him Sum-ting Wong
I went to my local gun shop the other day and asked the man behind the counter for the biggest gun he had as I wanted to practice shooting some cans in my back garden. He asked my what kind of cans I would be shooting.
"Africans, Jamaicans, Mexicans and Americans" I answered.
New boy band in Haiti called new block on the kids.
heres one:
A little girl gets a bike for christmas shes happy riding it outside she see's a cop on a horse who just happened to be having a bad day, he asks her did you get the bike for christmas she replies happily yeah he samcks her a 100 dollar fine and tells to tell santa to give her a bike with tail reflecters so the girl asks him whether santa gave him the horse he plays along and says yes she then says to him tell santa that the dick is supposed to go under the horse not above it
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child
What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
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Originally posted by CashMoneyMillionaire
Lmao!
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the thread says no racist jokes !
but oh well .
i got one :
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones
sorry abt the momma jokes, ive heard too many of them
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Originally posted by JAMERSØNthe thread says no racist jokes ! but oh well .
i got one :
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones
sorry abt the momma jokes, ive heard too many of them
Wa Bout This One.
Ya Momma's Like A Mosquito You Gotta Slap Her To Stop Suckin
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