Official Joke Thread

[YoungFire420]

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The biggest irony of Madonna adopting children from Malawi and bringing them to London is that they will be wearing the clothes they made 3 months ago...

[MszYNR]

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The biggest irony of Madonna adopting children from Malawi and bringing them to London is that they will be wearing the clothes they made 3 months ago...

LOLLL .
And speaking of adopting children...


Clickk Lol .

[KnockMeOut]

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The biggest irony of Madonna adopting children from Malawi and bringing them to London is that they will be wearing the clothes they made 3 months ago...

ROTFL.

[GypsyStar]

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Not a JOKE, but hilarious

Wife: "DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?" Husband: "What choices are there?" Wife : "YES OR FUCKIN NO!

[Cody]

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France.
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy.

LOL at both. Too funny. CashMoneyMillionaire got jokes!

it was copied and pasted. but funny

[YoungFire420]

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I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently, the instruction: "Finish off on her face" didn't mean what I thought it did!


I was searching up Haiti on the internet and someone sent me a nudge on MSN. Oh, the irony.

[Stryder]

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I was searching up Haiti on the internet and someone sent me a nudge on MSN. Oh, the irony.

Oh shitt


Jokes funny but on da serious note i hope people here donated too

[YoungTune.]

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I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently, the instruction: "Finish off on her face" didn't mean what I thought it did!


I was searching up Haiti on the internet and someone sent me a nudge on MSN. Oh, the irony.

Haha Funny

[MszYNR]

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Not a JOKE, but hilarious

Wife: "DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?" Husband: "What choices are there?" Wife : "YES OR FUCKIN NO!

LOL .

[Deshawn F Baby]

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Yo mama so nasty she sucked ya daddy dick then came and kissed you goodnight!!

[patience]

Farmer and Kids

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".

[MszYNR]

Re: Farmer and Kids

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".

Uhmm...