Official Joke Thread

[Cody]

Re: Official Joke Thread

-What do you call a woman with an opinion? .............. Wrong


-Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti? ..... Or shall we wait for the dust to settle?


-The funny thing about this Haiti earthquake disaster is that the before and after pictures seem to look the same.


-I've just had my manhood taken away from me.. In other words, my girlfriend beat my best killstreak on COD...I think I'll go wash some dishes....

Just some jokes, no offense to anyone

Fucked up
I have no jokes at this moment.

[YoungFire420]

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- My girlfriend told me she's taken a test, and she's definitely pregnant .... Let's just say, sometimes it takes another "accident" to fix the first one.

- Luke Skywalker should have gone on Maury, i dont think he looks like his father at all!

- What do you get if you cross a clown and a paedophile? ..... Ronald McDonald.

- Just heard that there will be a sequel to Gone in 60 Seconds. It's rumored to be set in Haiti.

[Young Money!24]

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- Just heard that there will be a sequel to Gone in 60 Seconds. It's rumored to be set in Haiti.

lmaooooooooo OCHHHH!!!! lol

[YoungTune.]

Re: Official Joke Thread

-What do you call a woman with an opinion? .............. Wrong


-Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti? ..... Or shall we wait for the dust to settle?


-The funny thing about this Haiti earthquake disaster is that the before and after pictures seem to look the same.


Lmfao!!!! Ouchhh!!!!!!! That Was Hilariouss


-I've just had my manhood taken away from me.. In other words, my girlfriend beat my best killstreak on COD...I think I'll go wash some dishes....


Just some jokes, no offense to anyone

[Cody]

Re: Official Joke Thread

-What do you call a woman with an opinion? .............. Wrong


-Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti? ..... Or shall we wait for the dust to settle?


-The funny thing about this Haiti earthquake disaster is that the before and after pictures seem to look the same.


Lmfao!!!! Ouchhh!!!!!!! That Was Hilariouss


-I've just had my manhood taken away from me.. In other words, my girlfriend beat my best killstreak on COD...I think I'll go wash some dishes....


Just some jokes, no offense to anyone

quote gone wrong

[YoungFire420]

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- My girlfriend came up to me the other day and said, "Darling, I've just found out that I'm pregnant!" .... So, being a gentleman, I did the honorable thing and got down on one knee ..... And punched as hard as I could.


- Just seen a black woman and her daughter been interviewed on tv in Haiti she said "God saved me" ..... Presumably this is a different god from the one that tried to kill her in the first place.


- Saw this Facebook group earlier "Treat your girlfriend how you treat your Xbox" ..... They can fuck right off! .... I love my new Xbox and there's no way I would let my mates have a go on it just yet.

[YoungMoneyEnt]

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- My girlfriend came up to me the other day and said, "Darling, I've just found out that I'm pregnant!" .... So, being a gentleman, I did the honorable thing and got down on one knee ..... And punched as hard as I could.


- Just seen a black woman and her daughter been interviewed on tv in Haiti she said "God saved me" ..... Presumably this is a different god from the one that tried to kill her in the first place.


- Saw this Facebook group earlier "Treat your girlfriend how you treat your Xbox" ..... They can fuck right off! .... I love my new Xbox and there's no way I would let my mates have a go on it just yet.

lmfao at the 2nd one.
ahaha


" Would a lion cheat on his wife?

No, but a tiger would (wood)


HAAHAHA

[Yung .V.]

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Saw this Facebook group earlier "Treat your girlfriend how you treat your Xbox" ..... They can fuck right off! .... I love my new Xbox and there's no way I would let my mates have a go on it just yet.

Nice one.

Your Mum is so hairy in her armpit.
That people think she hold Tina Turner in a sweatbox.

Hope I translate them right, good training too improve my language.

[christy]

Re: Official Joke Thread

-What do you call a woman with an opinion? .............. Wrong


-Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti? ..... Or shall we wait for the dust to settle?


-The funny thing about this Haiti earthquake disaster is that the before and after pictures seem to look the same.


Lmfao!!!! Ouchhh!!!!!!! That Was Hilariouss


-I've just had my manhood taken away from me.. In other words, my girlfriend beat my best killstreak on COD...I think I'll go wash some dishes....


Just some jokes, no offense to anyone

quote gone wrong

Hahahahaha

[Mr Xclusive]

Re: Official Joke Thread

-What do you call a woman with an opinion? .............. Wrong


-Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti? ..... Or shall we wait for the dust to settle?


-The funny thing about this Haiti earthquake disaster is that the before and after pictures seem to look the same.


Lmfao!!!! Ouchhh!!!!!!! That Was Hilariouss


-I've just had my manhood taken away from me.. In other words, my girlfriend beat my best killstreak on COD...I think I'll go wash some dishes....

Off Topic: how do u make those effect on your pictures?

like its all black and white u added colors on certain things...

Just some jokes, no offense to anyone

quote gone wrong

Hahahahaha

[Cody]

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Take no offense to these jokes

What do you call an hatian that has to move to cuba for a better life? Earthquake survivor.

What do you call a blonde without a boobjob? dimwits.

[YoungTune.]

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Take no offense to these jokes

What do you call an hatian that has to move to cuba for a better life? Earthquake survivor.

What do you call a blonde without a boobjob? dimwits.

Lmfao!!!!!!